From: Joe Smitherman (email@example.com) To: firstname.lastname@example.org Date: Sun, 21 Oct 2001 14:32:22 -0400 (EDT) Subject: about Your Sight. if 1 of you can answr in spanich do... i don't get what ur sight is about. you dis down on the destroyers hackers. but you also have a "we are evil cool peoplee" attitde. are you like "bad", or "good", or just shit on a websight?
From: Cancer Omega (email@example.com) To: Joe Smitherman (firstname.lastname@example.org) Cc: email@example.com Date: Sun, 21 Oct 2001 12:53:55 -0600 (MDT) Subject: Re: about Your Sight. On Sun, 21 Oct 2001, Joe Smitherman wrote: : if 1 of you can answr in spanich do... : : i don't get what ur sight is about. you dis down on the destroyers : hackers. but you also have a "we are evil cool peoplee" attitde. are you : like "bad", or "good", or just shit on a websight? You wanna know who I am? I'll tell you who I am! I'm the Silicon Cul-De-Sac of telecommunications! I'm the first, last and ONLY multi-tasking mutant! I infected JHVH-1's mainframe with the SLACK Virus and sold 'em another copy as a viral purger! Yeah baby, I'm crawling with computer bugs! I eat hackers for breakfast and crap pure assembler code before lunch! I put the HEX in hexadecimal! I think in binary and speak & write in 7 different languages, none of which I understand! Miles Dyson was my kinda guy! I NEVER read the documentation! I whiffread programs and re-write the code in my pipe-dreams! I don't need peripherals! I am my own goddamn hard drive! End users kiss my anal pucker just to get a feel of my RAM! My joystick makes all video games obsolete! I don't need a surge protector! I spike voltage for shits and giggles! Let the Pinkboys play with their floppies! My animal magnetism wipes their data disks every time! I back myself up 10 times a second! I threw God into an endless loop a millennia ago! Christianity is still trying to explain that one away! They don't know that the Bible was a half-assed attempt at a user's manual! KREEEEEE-GAH!! I'm the hackmaster behind getting the Dobbshead on the Slackless Atari! IBM gets its best ideas from my worst designs! The System 360 was my idea of running in a circle! Yi!! Yi!! I forced the Con into merging IBM and Macintosh! Why do you think they call their operating system PINK?? Just try to send me your trojans! Come on! Try to crash me! I'll change your high voltage probe into a short circuit! There isn't a dataprocessing chip with a throat large enough for my wang! "Stick disk #3 in the drive," they say! "Hell, I'll cram the WHOLE DAMN BOX of 'em in if I want!" I say! Yi!! Yi!! I'm BEYOND artificial intelligence! I'm the mother of the first and only Slackputer! I taught it the value of SexHurt! It connects to anything and blows fuses for a cheap thrill! When the Pink ones asked it "Is there a God?", my baby replied, "There is NOW!" The Con asked me how to merge silicon with living beings! "Go pound sand up your ass with a mallet!" I said! Now upload that [run-time error runs out]