From: Dewa Batara Yudha (
To: Attrition (
Date: Wed, 31 Oct 2001 16:28:05 +0700
Subject: Excuse me...

Dear sir...

Firstly, I would like to apologize for my bad grammatically english.

My name is Dewa Batara Yudha.
I'm 19 years old, I study in LIA Jakarta - Indonesia.

I've read your site. And I found your e-mail address.

The reason I wrote this letter is :
I urgently need an access to [ ] but I don't know
the username and password to get there.

So I need your help to get me thru this problem. 

I'm sorry for this. If just this is not an urgent.

Thank you sir,

Dewa Batara Yudha

[ help me please ]

I would like to begin by apologize for my bad manners.

Each time I read this mail, I begin to laugh more and more. After the third or fourth time, the laughter is overwhelming. Fifth reading, i'm finding myself a tad aroused. Eigth reading? Oh yeah, full on jerk session.

In case the answer wasn't clear, we'd be glad to mock you instead of help you.

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