From: Bobbyh214@cs.com To: email@example.com Date: Tue, 21 Aug 2001 11:19:35 EDT Subject: When will you die. Cannot access this for some reason. Note on page said to report it to Webmaster. This is on the main page of CompuServe.
We are on the main page of CompuServe? Guess we better sue them for copyright infringement, sue them for libel (they couldn't have said anything nice), and then sue them for a few other things. Oh yeah, maybe we could harass the remaining 18 paying customers they have too. Yeah, sounds like a plan.