From: Troublemaker (
Date: Sat, 12 May 2001 16:54:13 -0400

To my dear friends,

I am in the middle of a situation with a LARGE broadcasting organization, 
Emmis. They have planted cameras in my house along with god knows how many 
other surveillance devices. I would ask that you contact as many people as 
you can and tell them to visit my beloved Organization...
Yall know the address right?

I caught them redhanded and am not leaving my location until either they 
come up with vast sums of money of which now... if you help me some of 
which will be given to you for your help. I am not kidding and this 

However by asking for your help you get placed into this situation as 
well... Emmis has got the cash to deal with or they woudnt have tryed 
this silly little stunt of theirs.

PLEASE DO NOT INGORE MY PLEAS, I really need the help.

I have sent many of the details of this to dedicated friends for security 
purposes, just to give me a hole card. Ya know, if you hurt me or anybody 
I know this gets plastered everywhere... I have not told you gentelmen 
the details, for obivious reasons.

Last year I know you Radioman got a Arbiton diary... and you know that 
this has A LOT to do with it.

Thank you fine sirs for your most prompt action.


M. Patrick Gansert
(aka Spike)

From: Troublemaker (
Date: Sun, 13 May 2001 02:51:47 -0400

Ive temporarily fixed my radio problem... but if you ever get a Arbitron 
diary dont do what I did with it. 8-)

Thanks for listening to me panic, after all I am just a guy with a slow old 
computer in a basement, right?

thanks a million,

Nothing I say could match the humor in this.

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