From: syn sid (email@example.com) To: firstname.lastname@example.org Date: Sun, 15 Apr 2001 20:32:23 -0000 Subject: we require your services Dear attrition I am a very high ranking member of a large alliance in the oniline game 'planetarion'. this alliance is called fury, and quite frankly, we're getting a beating atm :(. we would like if you could hack the planetarion database and remove all galaxies marked 'legion' and also creadit all 'fury' tagged galaxies with 1000 million of each resource and multiply their fleet by 10 good luck and thank you :)
From: /dev/null (email@example.com) To: syn sid (firstname.lastname@example.org) Cc: email@example.com Date: Sun, 15 Apr 2001 14:48:01 -0600 (MDT) Subject: Re: we require your services Oh boy oh boy oh boy! Mails like this just make my day. Kindly do me a favor and bend over for me, so I don't have to physically pick you up and impale you on my fist? Thanks. Let me get this straight. You waste your time on some lame-ass online game  and for whatever reason you're not -winning- now. So you've decided that the appropriate response is to cheat, right? But oh, no. You're not skilled enough to cheat on your own, no. And you're not interested in learning, are you? No. So what you do is this: you send mail to complete strangers, soliciting them to commit a crime for you. -Boy- is that clever! And you don't -even- do any research to find out whether or not the people you've mailed are even remotely the kind of people who'd be willing to help you (even though it'd be perfectly obvious to anyone who gave a casual look to our web pages). So, LamerBob, allow me to take this opportunity to gently implant a clue in your rectal lining, just above your prostate gland -- I'm sure it'll be comfortable there. Maybe it's time you just uninstalled your pathetic little online game since it's obvious you can't play nice with the other kiddies. You are an appalling loser and there isn't a chance in fucking hell that any of us would be interested in helping you cheat. Grow up or disconnect your computer from the net. We don't want you here. Hope this helps! /dev/null  full disclosure: I waste my time on some lame-ass online game, too. But I don't cheat at it.