Going Postal

	From: Oscar Rodriguez (osfaroga@hotmail.com)
	To: hacked@attrition.org
	Date: Mon, 4 Dec 2000 00:09:20 -0500
	Subject: Help!!!
	I wish to hack this mail mavemendoza@yahoo.com, she 
	is my girlfriend... you can help me!!! Please.
	Thanks and i wait your answer.

I would guess that by the time everyone reads this mail she won't be your girlfriend. Giving you advice or information on hacking her now moves it from the realm of blatant stupidity and untrustworthy to potential felony stalking. There is a neat way to hack girls, and it works every time. Sit down and talk to her. Be honest. Catches the offguard and wins them over every time. Well, unless you are too honest and tell them about your repeated jerking off over them while they sleep. They sometimes don't like to hear that. Err, I mean, that is what I read on this web site last week.