Date: Sun, 26 Nov 2000 14:14:27 EST
Subject: Dear Ladies
I have just finished eating 10 (18 oz.) bags of
sugar coated gummi snakes, AND I AM PISSED OFF!!!!!.
On top of that, my records indicate that you have
hacked my web page. THERE ARE LAWS AGAINST THAT
YOU KNOW!!!!! I have informed the FBI, and they have
told me that by the time they are done with you, you
will be eating shit sandwiches with a spoon. THE
RAIN IN SPAIN FALLS MAINLY ON THE PLAIN!!!!!! DO I
MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
PS the twenty pounds of weed is in the mail
PPS i wouldn't use your web page to wipe my ass
Our friend Leonardo writes back after our last postal installement!
I don't know what is worse, the gay mail or the boring
life one must lead to write fodder for our postal section.