From: clay l clampbell (email@example.com)
Date: Tue, 17 Oct 2000 20:24:13 -0500
Subject: I want downloadz Masta.
YOU'RE PAYING TOO MUCH FOR THE INTERNET!
Juno now offers FREE Internet Access!
DOWN, worm! You will not be rewarded with downloadz until you
have licked my boots to a radiant polish, abased yourself before
me, and rebuilt my kernel until I'm satisfied, scum! Now writhe
under my foot and tell me how unworthy you are of my attention!