From: Xxxxx Xxxxx (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Date: Tue, 31 Oct 2000 23:43:30 +1100
I am a newbie and want to know if i can be a hacker if
i read all the texts you have on your webserver???
Actually, reading the texts on our server isn't important or necessary.
To become a real hacker all you need to do is take the red pill (which you
can buy at your local drugstore; just ask at the counter for the
Super-Secret Uber-leet Hax0r Pillz) and follow the yellow brick road to
see the Wizard who will give you one wish. Wish to be a hacker and you
will reap the rewards!
Hope this helps!
(footnote: we don't teach people how to hack. Either you play with
computers because they fascinate you or you don't. It's a little like
teaching someone to be homosexual.)