From: Sam Kennedy (email@example.com)
Date: Fri, 14 Jul 2000 13:26:43 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: Get a life
you know, i kind of like computers, with the emailing
and solotaire, and things... but you people really
need to get a life.
Oh, -thank- you, thank you -so- much. You see, all this time I've
spent every waking moment staring blankly at my computer screen,
my mind in tumult from the ineffable emptiness that consumed me,
aching with a need I could not name, sleepless due to a lack I could
not identify. Little did I know that all I needed was a messiah
like you, firstname.lastname@example.org -- all I needed was some wise and
benevolent philosopher to point out what it was that I lacked. Now
that you have chosen to impart this insight, my soul is at rest and
my existence is whole. Thank you, email@example.com. Thank you.
Now that I've been brought to this life-altering realization, maybe
I can be like you, and spend my days trying to forget the
rudimentary structure of the English language. Thanks!