Going Postal

	From: Sam Kennedy (samrolken@yahoo.com)
	To: webmaster@attrition.org
	Date: Fri, 14 Jul 2000 13:26:43 -0700 (PDT)
	Subject: Get a life

	you know, i kind of like computers, with the emailing
	and solotaire, and things... but you people really
	need to get a life.

	Sam Kennedy 

Oh, -thank- you, thank you -so- much. You see, all this time I've spent every waking moment staring blankly at my computer screen, my mind in tumult from the ineffable emptiness that consumed me, aching with a need I could not name, sleepless due to a lack I could not identify. Little did I know that all I needed was a messiah like you, samrolken@yahoo.com -- all I needed was some wise and benevolent philosopher to point out what it was that I lacked. Now that you have chosen to impart this insight, my soul is at rest and my existence is whole. Thank you, samrolken@yahoo.com. Thank you. Now that I've been brought to this life-altering realization, maybe I can be like you, and spend my days trying to forget the rudimentary structure of the English language. Thanks! /dev/null