Going Postal

	Date: Mon, 23 Aug 1999 15:08:06 EDT
	From: xxxxxx@aol.com
	To: crypto@attrition.org
	Subject: Newbie wants to learn.(crypto)

	Could you tell me how to use crypto and all those lethal programs which fall 
	under the category "hacker"?
	I'd do anything if you would.

Dearest Newbie.... If you are willing to learn the ways of crypto...including those lethal programs that fall under the "hacker" category...there are but two tasks you must complete: 1) 1 Pint of your pets blood (drained by your own preference) 2) Sign over your first born to me That simple.... Once you have done that, you should be aware that cryptography is not synonymous with 'hacker'.