Fri Nov  3 05:00:22 MST 2000

1. Rumour has it that Jericho is being thrown out of British pubs as I write 

2. Null is taking a much needed vacation, and I think it involves something
   called "discipline" (the cup size on that statue puts me to shame).

3. Munge has a day job (hey, no jokes about selling gum on street corners). 

4. That leaves mostly Munge and his trusty crack pipe to give you the warm
   fuzzies through the beginning of next week.

5. We're a hobby site: demands will be met with a scoff and a boot.

6. Oh, sir, do try the Juicy Fruit, only 5 cents!