Some time ago, Jericho decided to clean house a bit. This involved getting rid of leftovers from the fridge, old computer equipment and a wide variety of 'shit' that had accumulated over the years. Just giving it up to the trash or Goodwill wasn't enough. Instead, he took some of the best items and boxed it up to ship off to Lyger. No documentation exists from this event, but believe me, a certain level of trama was established.
On Feb 7, 2008, Jericho wanted to share the love, and d2d felt the pain this time.
This time, d2d decided to document
the box should the need for evidence arise. Dave's colorful commentary betrayed the
level of stalkerish deviance found in the box. Box highlights: Phone Cord and Condoms
On Feb 8, 2008, Jericho figured Lyger needed a second dose of 'love'. House cleaning
was going well, but it was far from over. Another box of shit left the Denver area,
ready to surprise and please scare. Box highlights: Harry Potter Bertie Baked Beans
Reading about all these boxes made Apacid realize that Jericho hadn't been on the
receiving end yet. He was going to fix that, so he sent a
box of revenge on behalf of the others Jericho had so traumatized. Box highlights: Everquest Ruins of Kunark Map
It took over a year, but d2d finally recovered from his box. He mustered up the
courage and fired off his own box back to Jericho, swearing it would level the
playing field. Box highlights: Handcuff Keys
Without warning, a box arrived for Jericho in July 2008, from a fan stalker.
Breaking the cycle of attrition.org box inbreeding, Niki7a sent
a box full of wonderous surprise. Box highlights: PURPLE CREEPY THING OF DOOM
To follow the stalking tradition, Jericho decided that Amber should have a better understanding
of his creepy obsession and unhealthy devotion. Two thousand miles, four bomb dogs and two
government inspections later, her
custom box of shit arrived. Box highlights: Plush Mushroom
Israel Torres won our unique collection of "hacker" stickers that we put up
for auction to support the Open Security Foundation. Since the bid reached
a certain number, we promised it would contain more than the stickers, and a box of shit would arrive. Box highlights:
hotel shampoo with custom message scrawled on bottle.
Aloria taunted us on Twitter one too many times, and earned the stalkerish attention of Jericho.
This demanded swift response in the form of a quality box of shit to let her know we
mean serious businesses. This should keep her and her beast of a cat at bay for
a little, while phase two of stalking begins. Box highlights: SEXY MUSHROOM PIG ORGY.
Days after the previous box hit Aloria's doorstep, she retaliated swiftly. With the fastest turnaround on a box-of-shit,
I quickly found myself sorting through her own offering of flirtation. This may be a match made in hell.
Box highlights: Hand-knitted Robot.
A while back, I sent Jason Scott a box of shit well suited to his archive fetish. As curator of textfiles.org
and more recently, an archivist with the Internet Archive, a bit of computer history is perfect in his hands.
Box highlights: TRS-80 Portable Computer.