For a couple years I've been blaming it on iron poor blood,  lack of
vitamins, dieting and a dozen other maladies.  But now I  found out  the
real reason.       

I'm tired because I'm overworked.  

The population of this  country is  237 million.  104 million are
retired. That leaves 133 million  to do  the work.       

There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do  the
work.  

Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal  government.  This
leaves 19 million to do the work.       

Four million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 15  million to do
the work.       

Take from the total of 14,800,000 people who work for  State and City
Governments and that leaves 200,000 to do the work.       

There are 188,000 in hospitals, so that leaves 12,000 to do  the work.


Now, there are 11,998 people in prisons.  That leaves just  two people
to do the work.       

You and me.       

And you're sitting there playing around on e-mail.