"Fuck Valentines Day"


  Hearts and roses and kisses galore...
  What the hell is all that shit for?
  People get mushy and start acting queer
  It is definatley the most annoying day of the year
  This day needs to get the hell over with and pass
  Before i shove a dozen roses up Cupid's ass
  I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak
  And wear all black for the rest of the week
  Girls act all sweet, but it soon will fade
  For all they are doing is trying to get laid
  The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit
  Because I think love is a crock of shit
  So heres my story...what else can I say?
  Love bites my ass...Fuck Valentines Day!