The Perfect Day According to HER:

8:45  Wake up to hugs and kisses
9:00  5lbs lighter on the scale
9:30  Light Breakfast
11:00 Sunbathe
12:30 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe
1:45  Shopping
2:30  Run into boyfriend's/husband's ex - notice she's gained 30 lbs
3:00  Facial, massage, nap
7:30  Candlelight dinner for two and dancing
10:00 Make love
11:30 Pillow talk in his big strong arms

The Perfect Day According to HIM:

10:00 Wake Up
10:02 Oral Sex
10:10 Big Breakfast
11:30 Drive up coast in Ferrari with gorgeous babe with big hooters
2:15  Enormous lunch
3:15  Oral Sex
3:25  Play sports with the guys
4:30  Drink beer with the guys
5:30  Meet Claudia Schiffer
5:40  Oral Sex w/Claudia Schiffer
6:50  Huge dinner, more beer
11:00 Full on, get down, gorilla sex
11:10 Sleep