How did the chicken cross the road
  
       NT Chicken:
          Will cross the road in June. No, August. September for sure.
  
  
       OS/2 Chicken:
          It crossed the road in style years ago, but it was so quiet
          that nobody noticed.
  
  
       Win 95 Chicken:
          You see different colored feathers while it crosses, but cook
          it and it still tastes like ... chicken.
  
  
       Microsoft Chicken (TM):
          It's already on both sides of the road.  And it just bought the
          road.
  
  
       OOP Chicken:
          It doesn't need to cross the road, it just sends a message.
  
  
       Assembler Chicken:
          First it builds the road ...
  
  
       C Chicken:
          It crosses the road without looking both ways.
  
  
       C++ Chicken:
          The chicken wouldn't have to cross the road, you'd simply refer
          to him on the other side.
  
  
       VB Chicken:
          USHighways!TheRoad.cross (aChicken)
  
  
       Delphi Chicken:
          The chicken is dragged across the road and dropped on the other
          side.
  
  
       Java Chicken:
          If your road needs to be crossed by a chicken, the server will
          download one to the other side. (Of course, those are chicklets)
  
  
       Web Chicken:
          Jumps out onto the road, turns right, and just keeps on running.
  
  
       Gopher Chicken:
          Tried to run, but got flattened by the Web chicken.
  
  
       Newton Chicken:
          Can't cluck, can't fly, and can't lay eggs, but you can carry it
          across the road in your pocket !
  
  
       Cray Chicken:
          Crosses faster than any other chicken, but if you don't dip it
          in liquid nitrogen first, it arrives on the other side fully
          cooked.
  
  
       Quantum Logic Chicken:
          The chicken is distributed probabalistically on all sides of the
          road until you observe it on the side of your course.
  
  
       Lotus Chicken:
          Don't you *dare* try to cross the road the same way we do!
  
  
       Mac Chicken:
          No reasonable chicken owner would want a chicken to cross the
          road, so there's no way to tell it to.
  
  
       Al Gore Chicken:
          Waiting for completion of NCI (National Chicken-crossing
          Infrastructure) and will cross as soon as it's finished, assuming
          he's re-elected and the Republicans don't gut the program.
  
  
       COBOL Chicken:
          0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING.
          IF NO-MORE-VEHICLES THEN
             PERFORM 0010-CROSS-THE-ROAD
             VARYING STEPS FROM 1 BY 1 UNTIL
                ON-THE-OTHER-SIDE
          ELSE
             GO TO 0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING