This page exists to provide space for material that just doesn't fit anywhere else. Enjoy.

Instead of littering this page.. visit the propaganda page. For more amusing pages, try a list of our previous defacements (some hoaxes).

Here is some sniffer bait from Erehwon's page. Jam Echelon day brought us a second list of great keywords.

We hate web sites that don't follow RFC standards and refuse to let us use a + in our e-mail adresses we submit.

Thanks to BlueRose for this excellent DISCLAIMER.

We now host the Second to Last Page on the Internet.

We have not one, but two incredibly talented sendmail hackers that keep our mail going steady.

So what if we are addicted to computers? At least we understand humor!

If you are really bright, take this quiz and test yourself. Once you realize how much of a failure you are, feel free to pin these affirmations up on your wall for the start of each new glorious day.

ATTRITION is fully y2k compliant and ready. However, the staff is deeply concerned about a more sinister problem that threatens the foundation of the future of the Internet. Please make yourself aware of the y10k problem.

ATTRITION staff is fueled by little sleep, movies and diet coke. The official appetizer of choice is calamari.

ATTRITION web site has been viewed by multiple FBI agents in the past few months. If you aren't aware, the police (the FBI are in essence 'national police') have the power to destroy your pathetic life. The staff here love the FBI. We really do. *snicker*

If you aren't happy with us, go read a book. Odds are you are demented enough to think you have a grasp on the world. Don't believe us? Let this little vote clear that up. What should you do? Immediately flock to Washington D.C. and protest.

There is one other spot we keep everything else. This link only exists to help Google find and archive it for us.

"We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the Complete Works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true." --Robert Wilensky, University of California