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If you're like me, and I know I am, you receive a lot of spam email every day. Some of these messages are so stupid and idiotic, I can't help but respond to the people that originally sent them in. All these email correspondences are true and have really happened. Here's a collection of some of my best email pranks so far.

ICQ. It's an invaluable tool for communication these days (even moreso if you use the Internet). However, it's just too damn easy for any halfwit to grab your UIN and begin talking to you about every random thought that crosses their mis-wired brains. Here's some proof.

Oh yes, by the way, all of these pranks are real and actually took place. Nothing here has been made up. Let me restate that for those of you out there that do not understand that:

ALL OF THESE EMAILS / ICQs / PRANKS ARE TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY REAL. They have undergone minor editing for layout and formatting, but no actual content has been altered in any way (unlike the rest of SA, which is mostly bullshit).

Email Spam:
 
Title The Victim :
Description:
The 0Cool Saga, Part I 0Cool
SA is under legal attack! Kind of!
Spam TV Star TV
A chance for me to be on TV?!?
Edjucatun First Jay Huang
Educational software is so important!
The Problem With Print Benchmark Print Supply
Give a redneck a computer...
My Honest Opinion? Thomas D. Barnette
Well, ask a guy for his ideas...
What's a Leasing? C.S. Leasing Inc.
My quest for helpful car information.
Please t#0 bne furnitaaure?! Stephen J. Tahoe
dthi*s sonds likke a gud idea%
Fun With Pepper Spray Protection Inc.
It's not just for protection any more.
I'm So Goddamn Skinny! Metabolife
A secret weight loss technique unveiled.
Cinema Paridiso Gary's Vintage Posters
I guess I have an odd taste in movies.
Want a Hit? MyLink
I display my Internet savvy.
Descrambled "Cable"
These cable "devices" have odd results.
Cut Me Some Slack! SLACK
What a band!
What's Cookin'? www.dvo.com
You don't want to know what's "cook'n"
Helping the Public John's Doorway
I just want to help out the British public.
 
ICQ Pranks:
 
Title The Victim :
Description:
The Big Hack Attack Pike
Lowtax = l33t haX0r
The c0n c0n Man c0n c0n
The death of a chain message
Jesus vs. Nine Inch Nails NIN_Girl
Jesus 34, NIN 2!
The Violent Homophobe Mongoose
Somebody stupider than Jeff K.? Yup.
Space Robot Bonanza Corn_Boy
I can't believe that I didn't make this up.
The UFO People Pete
This is what happens with a generation of kids growing up on "Doom" and "The X-Files".
The 0Cool Saga, Part II 0Cool
0Cool works his magic again.
AOL and Burning to Death Jaedr
My first new ICQ buddy!
Hello, Welcome to ICQ Inferno
Am I an ICQ bot?
Incredible New E-Commerce Business! Nate Somebody tries to spam me; I spam back.
 
Other Pranks:
 
Title Author:
Description:
The Everquest "Rare Jewels" Prank Vito
Damn level 62 winged Hill Giants.
The Everquest Petition Prank Lowtax
70% of EQ Players are dense
 
     

 

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