The
Most Awful Links on the Internet
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(3-30-00):
The A-Team.org
- The "A-Team" is a group of ragtag lawyers who probably DON'T
drive around in a cool black van and probably DON'T create various weapons
out of scrap metal and NONE of them resemble B.A. in any way.
(3-29-00):
Universal
Traslation Portals Dutch UFO - Oh boy, those crazy ass, dolphin
lovin', rainforest obsessed, interplanetary spaceship nutballs have done
it again!
(3-28-00):
Jeffrey Komori's
Information Superhighway Rest-stop - This is the goon who owns
www.jeffk.com. If our Jeff K. were dead, he'd be rolling over in his grave.
(3-27-00):
Extreme
Futuristic Wrestling - Man, just when I think I've seen it all,
I am rudely awakened by a site like this.
(3-27-00):
BONUS
LINK: Gary Coleman and Messiah Get Jiggy Wid It - Jesus Christ,
this is pathetic. I can't tell which party is more embarrassing, the actions
of Gary Coleman or Shiny.
(3-26-00):
Train Up a
Child Biblical Action Figures - Who could ever know the Bible
was so exciting and action packed? I really didn't, and after viewing
this page, I'm not sure that outlook has changed any.
(3-25-00):
Hardwar.com
- "DEFINITELY not what I expected to find." I second
that emotion, and think it's rather interesting to see what one can find
when you slightly misspell a URL.
(3-24-00):
Skirtman.org
- I'm sure you have an idea of what to expect from a site run by a person
named "Skirtman".
(3-23-00):
Bunnispace.net
- Since SA is now a holy, sacred place, all the links provided will be
to upbeat, happy, wonderful things. "Bunnispace" is just this.
(3-22-00):
Ziggy's
Goth Vampire and Satanism Page of Horror - I realized today that
I haven't used many goth pages as ALoDs, and this depresses me to the
point where I want to smear white pancake makeup all over my face, paint
my nails red, and ejaculate all over my aunt's corpse.
(3-21-00):
Shape
Shifting Between Dolphin and Human Form - Uhhhh... what the fuck?
(3-20-00):
Papa Rap.net
- "My kids did not want to listen to me When I sat down and tried
to talk my piece. There was no way I could get to thier brains To instruct
them in my very own ways." Why? Because Papa Rap is a fucking
psychopath, that's why.
(3-19-00):
Kathy
Jensen Designs - Be
afraid, be very afraid. Kathy enjoys modeling really screwed up "Faerys"
and writing a whole bunch of nonsensical New Age crap to describe the
horrid creations.
(3-18-00):
Michael's
Mysterious Mile of Melancholy - While this link was originally
submitted for the "Werd Up Wiggy Wiggy White Boy" contest last
week, it didn't make it in because the guy doesn't have any OG raps of
his own. But what he does have is infinitely worse.
(3-17-00):
I
Hate You All, and I Plan to Kill You - Finally, somebody able
to express my true feelings and emotions on a webpage without the use
of gay porn.
(3-16-00):
The Multiplication
Table Rap - Fact: children today are very stupid. Why? Probably
because of shit like this.
(3-15-00):
My
Cyber Pets - Hooray for animated gifs! Hooray for lots and lots
and lots and lots and lots of animated gifs portraying vague, unidentifiable
"pets" of some sort!
(3-14-00):
Fangs
- Railroad spike penis attention cartoon. Ugh.
(3-13-00):
Unsolved
Mysteries - The true unsolved mystery is how most of these people
were smart enough to figure out how to get on the Internet.
(3-10-00):
Two
Gallon Jugs - Oh Jesus, make it stop!!! You know how in those
"wacky" TV sitcoms, people will have online sex with somebody
who's been claiming they're some kind of hot supermodel? Then they'll
actually meet the person and she turns out to be an exotic species of
Yeti, only slightly less attractive and has more facial hair? This is
that woman
(3-09-00):
"Most
Organized Money Making Crimes Ever" - What the hell...? Some
dumbass is trying to start an actual gang out over the Internet? BONUS
LINK: "THE
MISSION", a page written entirely in capital letters about
being a "SPIRITUAL GANGSTA".
(3-08-00):
Ninja'z
of Bermuda - If the neon green background doesn't critically wound
you, the animated "ninja" gifs will... and if you don't die
from that, there's always the content.
(3-07-00):
Accept
Jesus, Forever Forgiven! - Jesus hates you and your stupid eyesite.
Learn about the Bible while suffering in pain, the way it should
be!
(3-06-00):
"YoungHope
and Masta Momma" - Kickin' off the chillin' ill tip of "Wiggy
Wiggy Whiteboy Week" is a killer white rap band from Sweden. All
the hard core OGs come from Sweden!
(3-05-00):
Jesus
Is Back -
Apparently Jesus went away for a brief period of time, but luckily he
has come back in the form of a psychotic leaping madman who appears on
the Geraldo show.
(3-04-00):
Villain
Thievz - Oh God, I love whiteboy MIDI rap, this shit cracks me
up every time.
(3-03-00):
Bloodlust Studios
- This is what happens when a group of kids have a sleepover one night
with access to the complete "Nightmare on Elm Street" series
and a computer with QBasic.
(3-02-00):
Alas
- Ha ha, take the razor blades out of a goth's hands, give them a
pen and paper, and they'll draw the zaniest things!
(3-01-00):
"Put
Your Family on The Web" - This page cracks me the hell up, it's
definitely one of most goofiest things I've ever seen within the last
four hours.
(2-29-00):
WAREZ
is COOL wELcOMe WipE Ur fEet - Another Jeff K.-esque page, just
what the world needs!
(2-28-00):
Sit and Spin.
- I'm not even going to bother describing it. I've said other comics on
the Internet were the worst POSs ever created, and the next day somebody
always sends me a link to something even worse.
(2-27-00):
Bagels
For All! - Oh yay, finally a website devoted to bagels, my prayers
have been answered.
(2-26-00):
Mony's
Virtual Fun! - If you're sick of bullshit phrases like "virtual"
and "cyber", this page is definitely not for you.
(2-25-00):
Johnny
Sokko and His Flying Robot - Oh lord, this TV series from the
late 1960's / early 1970's was the best fucking show ever (the word "best",
of course, meaning "worst").
(2-24-00):
The
Golden Girls Zone - Looking for a site that contains everything
you ever wanted to know about the late 80's hit sitcom, "The Golden
Girls"? Me neither.
(2-23-00):
Hamdija - Spacemodel
of Fashion's Future - Yes, he is probably from space.
(2-22-00):
"Forage"
- Worst Internet comic ever. So bad that's it's linked on here twice.
(2-21-00):
Frankie
Burke Productions - "Then...when the genius of this gifted
performer begins to explode in every direction, he captures the hearts
of the entire audience and touches each person in a very special way."
(2-20-00):
Philippa's
Problem Page - You got problems, that's for sure.
(2-19-00):
Jesus,
Dinosaurs, and More - This page proves that man evolved from Jesus
who evolved from dinosaurs, or apes, or Noah's Ark, or something.
(2-18-00):
Squirrels
- Enough said.
(2-17-00):
The University
of Cambridge Department of Chemical Engineering's Support Staff
- A collection of the scariest looking human beings ever born (thanks
Shaithis).
(2-16-00):
Big Daddy D's Joint
- Some kind of "team" that does "something". Make
sure to check out the links on the left.
(2-15-00):
Teevee Web
Design - Need a professional company to design your website?
Here's a hint: don't go to this page.
(2-14-00):
Wet
and Messy Socks - As far as foot fetishes go, this is a fairly
odd site.
(2-13-00):
Cyber
Love 1 on 1 - I never liked poetry to begin with, but after seeing
this thing...
(2-12-00):
Rage
Labs Web Design - Another "professional" webdesign "company".
(2-11-00):
PlanetQuake3.net
- Not to be confused with "PlanetQuake.com" or "a legitimate
website". For more related material, be sure to read all about the
lawsuit PQ3.net threatened SA with.
(2-10-00):
"Forage"
- The worst Internet comic strip ever created. EVER. Not to be confused
with Real Life, which
is less worse (but its writer is a nice guy).
(2-9-00):
Spiritual
Warfare - Nothing quite like a good Bible-based video game.
(2-8-00):
Bridget's
Photo Page - An entire site dedicated to an ugly pink dog.
(2-7-00):
Gamer's
Portal - Bizarre, broken English descriptions of gaming sites
that serve no apparent purpose other than to confuse you.
(2-6-00):
Freakbugz
Home Page - Wacky animated gifs and randomly colored sentences
ensure a hard reboot every time.
(2-5-00):
The
Glowstick Ninja Page - Yet another raver site obsessed with Rainbow
Brite. How incredible.
(2-4-00):
The
Jeff K. CD - Bet you didn't know Jeff K. was a musician that plays
exotic island music! Me neither!
(2-3-00):
Inside
Feeders - A look inside the movie
that changed my life.
(2-2-00):
AnGeL's
PaGe O' PhUn! - I know I probably shouldn't have as many raver
pages linked on here but dammit, they're all so awful!
(2-1-00):
Cynthia's
Drawings and Animations - You'll have to wait a few hours
for the page to load, but believe me, it's worth it. I love this page.
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