GameFan Is the Cure to All of Life's Problems
   

Clan Hell

Clans. They're everywhere, they're loud, they're a dime a dozen. Sure, there are plenty of good, respected clans out there full of talented players, but there are even more that are just... something awful. This page is dedicated to the groups with pages that are giving all other legit clans a bad name.

Submit a clan page
Current Clan Nominations:
 
Name: Description:
Date:
Clan AsTrAl "the astral plane connects us to everywhere, including the matrix"
1.27.00
Clan Total Wipeout I don't think they like you very much.
1.27.00
Da Boyz Best .wav file I've ever heard.
1.27.00
Brave Sir Robin You must be very brave to visit this page.
1.27.00
Clan DeathWing I can't figure out what's scarier, their prose or drawings.
1.25.00
Clan i_N_i "As before, clan [i_N_i] plays in all online games, just as long as they don't lick Twill's asshole clean of man jizz."
1.25.00
The Kingfish Clan Yes, you read that correctly. Kingfish.
1.25.00
Cool Cats Clan I can't even figure this one out.
1.25.00
The Outlawz "U HOES R GONNA DIE!"
1.24.00
Red Scorpion Gangstaz "Welcome to da hood"
1.24.00
Latino Clan "Don't try to be a hero with him, He will crush your skull, He knows how to use all the weapons of every game"
1.24.00
Killrz Clan Get ready to wait for the site to load.
1.23.00
142nd Mobile Infantry "This clan is based on an actual Army regiment in WWII."
1.23.00
Bitch Busters Hope you're wearing sunglasses.
1.23.00
Clan Anti-Gay "just so you know we are not agenst "GAY" people!!!!!! "GAY" People are cool as long as they don't hit on me then we have a problem"
1.23.00
Capital Punishment "Yo Mother Fuck@z!!! You Might ThInK Dat YoUr Clan is Da'BomB!!! Well then FUCK YOU BITCH!!! Cuz If You Wanna FuckWit CapitaL Punishment!!! Your Gonna Find Your HEAD in your MOTHER FUCKIN' @§§ BitCh!!!"
1.23.00
Crush, Kill, n' Destroy "Hey u dont wanna mess around wit us no boy we will crush u if u wanna live dont come in our back yardz!!"
1.23.00
Brotherhood of Destuction I now really, really, really hate space.
1.23.00
 
 

Possible violations:

1. Page takes over three hours to load thanks to a shitload of large, unnecessary graphics that are supposed to show off the clan leader's "l33t Photoshop skillz".
2. Clan either writes in haX0r lingo, gangsta rap, or pseudo-military terms they heard from "Full Metal Jacket".
3. Website is overly violent or full of hate, revealing some morbid fascination with guns and killing.
4. Page is a shrine to clichéd animated gifs or Javascript (usually coincides with #1).
5. Clan members have trouble distinguishing between fantasy and reality.
6. Clan has some huge, ongoing flame war with another equally idiotic clan.
7. Page layout / color scheme burns your retinas and causes brain damage.
8. Website looks as if it were written by Jeff K.
9. Clan is not competent enough to check for / fix broken links.
10. Site is a tribute to embedded MIDI / sound files.

0WN3D BY CLAN 9MILLIMETER