BOB THE " ETHICAL " BURGLAR

Hi, I'm Bob. Personally I don't like the term "burglar", I prefer to think of myself as a security verifier.

I break into homes to point out the weakness in their doors and windows.

Once I get in, I don't steal anything or trash the place, no sir!

First I tidy up any mess I made, then I leave the home owners a note saying how sorry I was to burglarize their house, and that I didn't look at any of their personal stuff. Then I give them my phone number in case they want to know how to protect their home.

Then on my way out I put a new lock on the door that I got in through.

You know I'm doing the community a good service, but I still get the occasional ungrateful customer. Oh well, that's life !