Stop this injustice now !

Eggs are suffering all kinds of degrading and humiliating torture at the hands of restaurateurs everywhere.

An unnamed sauce from inside a well known eatery said "beating and whipping of eggs is often on the menu"

A slice of bacon which had recently been interrogated by the evil chefs commented "They grilled me for ages but I didn't squeal. Mind you some eggs have cracked under the pressure".

The import of these gentle creatures is highly restricted, but the black-market is thriving.

A poacher pictured yesterday

Once in the country, their fate is sealed..

You may find the following images upsetting.

A family of eggs forced to live in a box

A young egg beheaded with spoon

Tension in the eggs homeland is beginning to rise, the king of Eggy Weggy land has been forced to put his forces on alert. The Eggy Weggy Air force has been scrambled, and there is a heavy presence of eggy soldiers.