Dear Kids visiting this site,
Hi it's your old friend Hackweiser here :). We were reading your school books and we found out that you are learning some valuable words, sooo without further adue here ya go kidd-0's:

1. FUCK
2. SHIT
3. ASSHOLE
4. Windows Nt
5. CUNT
6. DIRTY CUM LICKING WHORE
7. PENIS PENIS PENIS
Now next time your daddy makes you touch his "penis" tell him to "fuck off" and call him a "dirty cum licking cunt". Be sure to tell everyone at school about your new words. Bye bye for now you buncha' little shits :).
Love,
Uncle Hackweiser

Hackweiser 2001: there is no fucking santa claus!