hackweiser makes..
 

chicken fried rice
chicken fried rice
chicken fried rice
chicken fried rice
chicken fried rice
chicken fried rice
chicken fried rice

is this what you eat?
well at least it isn't RAMEN NOODLES.
cause the RameN crew, gotz no skill =P

Sorry chinese kids, they're have been some changes made at your school.
these are the changes made to your school system:


 
  • all asian girls with breasts smaller then A's must get breast implants, or be expelled from the school.
  • Actually, all asian girls must get breast implants =)
  • Chinese kids can no longer have more frags then us white kids at quake
  • you can no longer rush in starcraft, you fuckers
  • you can no longer drive expensive cars
  • you must take driving lessons
  • you must wear deoderant and shower 4 times a day
  • stop smoking those shit smokes you smoke, you fucking smoking smokers
  • all chinese people who believe in democracy, must report to the water-less showers for... uh.. cleansing.
  • no more eating rice, unless hackweiser makes it


    • if these rules are broken, hackweiser will come to your class and throw shrimp chips at you until you obey.
    if you still don't obey, we will tie you to the end of our bike and ride around china, making sure you hit the grandma's on bikes.

    our first step in global domination..
    educating the kids =)

    thanks for your time!
    spread the word

    hackweiser