No leet image this time fux0rs... this box0r was way to slow for that.

Admin:  *SNIFF SNIFF* I compromised your box :(

Other Admins:
Watch Out... Next hax0r could be you.

..:: now onto the good stuff ::..

h3llo mah fellow hax0rs

IF YOU WANT TO MAKE neXus very happy, or have fun with a bunch of coorporate assholes, just call this number, cuss them out, prank call them, do whatever you need to to harrass their stupid fucking asses... and tell them at the end, that you are doing this to support neXus, and hackers alike...  I usually call in and say its AKBAR... AND I AM GOING TO BOMB THE PLACE... oh, dial *67 so they can't use their l33t call tracing equipment (9 volt caller id box)

1-800-220-0605   extention  2311

They call me up asking for a melissa hogges... so i tell them there is no one at this number named that... and they go round and round saying they will take me off their list... (its Academy Services Collection Agency) and then they call back... for 2 weeks (10 days business) i put up with the shit... then when i finally talk to the manager, i am like, Take me off your list, and he was all like "WHATS YOUR NAME?" and i sayz, "I dont want to tell you my name cause it has nothing to do with your company" and he says "IF YOU DONT WANT TO TALK TO ME, THEN TALK TO THE FUCKING DIALTONE..." *click* so that pissed me off... but now its all fun and shit...  I got him to actually get pissed off, and tell me that its harrasment... LOL, its tight though... so fuck with them some....

Okay, i still get emails from people and they are like, "I hear ya, you cant just spoonfeed people information... nice hack btw, any information that you have to send is greatly appreciated..."  FUCKYOUZ... i know you want to learn, but do it some other way... dont bother me... I am going to write a hacking text file on how to start off, and proper haqetique, hehehe.  So stay tuned...
n3xus@whatthefuck.com

HITLER CREW:
Your not cool... jew crew has more skills

:: CONTESTS ::

Website Design
I am running out of ideas... code is starting to consume my mind, and the visual side of things are starting to lack creativity... If you can design a tight website for me, then i would love that... just send it to n3xus@knology.net 

MY NICK
Okay, i get pissed off when i see variations of my name... like Lexis, Nexus Hacker, and all others... So I am going to change it... I am looking for a new nick and any help would be greatly appreciated... if I choose the nick that you provided, then I will give you something, teach you to hack, or whatever. BTW, how do you like the new logo?  Pretty tight eh?  I am getting better at it.

SHOUTOUTZ:

Whats up NEON LENZ R0xx0rz, Jason, Jeff, Emil, Vexus, Herbless, Macwizard,  Jacqueline, Destiny, Cindy (call me when he goes out of town... ha ha ha*lick*)... ummm, all the sekzie girls that I love talkin to.  Waz up DHC, 

FUCKYOUZ:

Paula, Kim, ummm, no body else actually... oh, hitler krew is gay... uhh, all you rds kiddies, but hell you have to learn somewhere... just dont post to attrition when you echo cause its lame and no one likes reading it, or thinks you are l33t m0f0s... Worthless admins who shun you when you tell them about their problems....

 

you cant just learn to hack in one day, its a process not a product.

 

 

Props to DHC for creating a page.   I borrowed most of it and modified it heavily.