0wn3d

This page has been 0wn3d.. why? Well, because I can!

I thought I would take a moment to talk about driving in America.. yes, driving.. I try not to drive more then I have to, probably because 98.7% of everyone else on the road is a TOTAL FUCKING MORON who has no business using a can opener, let alone operating an automobile.. I swear, if murder was legal I would just be killing people right and left.. 

Anyway, I was watching the Olympics and MY GOD, what had become of these games? EVERYTHING is a fucking Olympic sport! "Women's Air Rifle" - wait a sec, that's nothing more then chicks with BB guns.. I think I will stop watching the Olympics until they integrate lumber jack games or or maybe Magic (the card game)..

Enough with my ranting.. it's time I give a little back to the world.. Ladies, I am single! Yes, that's right - I am available for your pleasure.. I am looking for someone between the ages of 17 and 23, who is a total hard body, can fuck like a whore, is as pure as snow, and has a full grasp of *nix operating systems.. financial stability it a plus, and our dates will be a little easier if you have transportation.. I currently live with my parents, but I can always card a hotel room.. so what do I have to offer?

 [* I actually got my ass kicked by a group of Boy Scouts a little while ago, but I have scars]

Interested? Find me on #rsh @ irc.dugnet.net ..

GREETZ -

The biggest hello goes out to our trainer Jim - d00d, j00 r0ck the training class and make the job fun! Since I know you're not feeling the love through said companies financial compensation (aka "paycheck"), just forward this URL to yer boss, and I'm sure that when they  see you inspired one of your students to actually break into someone's server, and deface their web page.. well, you  should at least get some pencils with your name on them or maybe some custom post-it notes.. if they don't.. well, "... that's nice" btw, is Kelly single? Chicks dig hax0rs!

Everyone else:

All of #rsh, #bluelight, pimpshiz, Stormii Star (you're a bad ass chick, I really like you), Moira, Ashke (you're very cool and you're writing ROCKS!), DiscoStu, KEK (you're a very close friend), applesbliss, Hackweiser, fux0r (you guys are funny as hell!), attrition.org, everyone from room #470 at DC8, everyone else in our training class, that cute TL with the brown hair, and .. um.. I think that's enough.. sorry to all those I missed!

Admin: Nothing has been harmed, I re-named index.html (index.0wn).. I patched the vulnerability that allowed me to compromise your system, so consider us even - I fixed your box in exchange for a little web-hosting time.. if you wish to know how I broke in, you can find a description of the exploit (along with my e-mail address) in the file 0wn3d.txt (it's in your root directory).. thank you, that is all..