All my friends have an @ in their addresses.
I back up my data every day.
I rotate my screen savers more frequently than my car tires.
The thought that a CD could refer to finance or music rarely enters my mind.
My computer has a pet name.
I know what http and HTML stand for.
I would rather get more dots per inch than miles per gallon.
I talk to my mouse.
When someone says Java I don't think of coffee.
People with less than 64MB of RAM are boring!