That lubbable karney klown is back

Elm.com = no k|own lub ;(.




i wish i could be a haX0r.
i wish i could be a haX0r (maX0r).
i wish i could be a nut jaX0r.
so i could have sometan to whAx0r. yeh.

i stay up late and bypass yur firewalls.
yu can fuckin suck my fireballs.
never thought a juggalo would go to skool.
never thought a juggalo could raise a fool.
never thought a juggalo would be this cruel.
but now these juggaloes - are gonna ro0o0o0ol.

i wish i could be a haX0r.
i wish i could be a haX0r (maX0r).
i wish i could be a nut jaX0r.
so i could have sometan to whAx0r. yeh.

yu wake up in the mornin all surprized.
who are these fuqin klowns that have terrorized..
all my shit, they rm'ed all my pr0n.
what the fuck happened? whats goin on?

i wish i could be a haX0r.
i wish i could be a haX0r (maX0r).
i wish i could be a nut jaX0r.
so i could have sometan to whAx0r. yeh.

you feel stupid and humiliated.
you try to find out whose affiliated..
where they live, they work, just check yur logs.
how do yu know they weren't altered by the k-dawgs?
even though your angry, fuckin mad,
you kinda wish you had their skill, its so k-rad.

i wish i could be a haX0r.
i wish i could be a haX0r (maX0r).
i wish i could be a nut jaX0r.
so i could have sometan to whAx0r. yeh.

you email the karney whose in charge,
you gib him head and suck his nugget, its kinda large.
you inhale it in, take it all down yur throat.
then yu squweel like a pig, and moan like a goat.
he finally lets you in his haX0r gang.
but theirs just only one little thang. yeh.
you gotta bust out and gib him a shell.
so he can go through yur sys to deface a mil to hell.
you agree, and the karneys say "yur the man".
your all happy and shit, coz now yu got a "friend".
the next day, you here a little knock on the door.
yu think its moquweesia, your japanese whore.
but yu are wrong, yeh, its the police.
they got a bazooka and they gib it a sqweeze.
yur fuckin house is blown to kingdum cum.
then officer karney says "duh cum dee dee doo dum dum..." ;P

i wish i could be a haX0r.
i wish i could be a haX0r (maX0r).
i wish i could be a nut jaX0r.
so i could have sometan to whAx0r. yeh.


-written and produced by acidk|own-



Much Luv to: xhostile, sk00lk, Reb (i du 2 lub yu) m4dc0w, r00tabega, Cyber-Strike, #rootworm (you guys own. it takes true skill to make fags like JP piss themself), skream9, ragnarox, ytcracker, the n30hAckers, pentaguard (.gov ownage = worldconquest), all the other ppl who hAx0r NT w/o RDS, N.A.P, IDK2K, insanity zine, tNc, m0f0_s, bansh33, busdr1v3r, the ppl that deface sites but don't know HTML (LOL!), and a big unF unF to my girlie.


Much Fux to: ph33r-the-milk, crime b0ys, (¿HABLAS INGLäsH?), the KuKluxKlan(yaw'll inbreed grandmaster P millymoe #gaydogsex motherfuckers), pedophiles, Metallica/Dr.Dre (i'm pir8in all yur shit now bitches), Alien Gonzalez (i hope yur dad rapes yu when yu get back in cuba), Bill Gates(Motherfucker! you made me lose $8 daytrading ;o/), and the bitches at McDonalds that sell me a muthafuckin HAPPY MEAL w/o a Smile, and that fuckin wh0re Marcia Clark --> Hackers have little intellect eh? And who the motherfuck was it that COULD NOT make a jury believe OJ was GUILTY????????@?@??@ OMFG...Your Lawyer skillz are equivalent to ph33r-the-b33r's Power Point ski||z... .































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































Infamous Quotes




acidk|own: my cockerspaniel makes me h4rd...
acidk|own has left #gaydogsex

Reb: what I'm saying is that it's just like this....
you leave your door unlocked on the south side of dallas (RDS on IIS)
what's going to happen? someone's gonna rape your ass....is it illegal
hell yes...will it still happen? hell yeah