L1K3 MY N4M3 1Z SUM T1NG W0NG 4ND 1 R3PR3Z3NT TH3 1NG3N30US 4ND 1NF4M0US T.S.G.U. (TH3 SUBURB4N GH3TT0 UN10N F0 Y4W CR4CK4HZ TH4T D0NT KN0W). 1 4M 0UT H3R3 T0 SPL1Z01T TH3 34Z13ST SPL1Z0ITS P0SS1BL3. L3T TH3 DUMB H03Z WR3CK 1T 1N TH3 2K. MUH DUMB H03Z 4R3 95% 0F TH3 F00LZ L1ST3D 0N 4TTR1T10N D0T 0RG (0N3 L0V3 F0R B31NG R3T4RDZ).

SUM T1NG W0NG IZ R3PR3Z3NT1NG F0 4LL Y4W STUCK 1N TH3 M1DDL3 0F W00 SH40 4ND W3ST S1D3 SH4NGH4I. 0N3 L0V3 T0 4LL 0F Y4W.

SH0UTZ T0: PR3ST0N, PH3Q, J4WN, 4ND TH3 R3ST 0F TH3 DRUNK H03Z D01N' 1T W0RLDW1D3.

'F' J00Z TO: W0NG PH3Y H0NG (N4RQ!), J4CK13 CH4N (1 K1CK3D H1S 4SS 4 G00D 4M0UNT 0F TYM3Z), CHUBBY CH3CK4HZ, 4ND L4ST BUT N0T L34ST..SL1M J1M.