Hi. Billy here. As we last left my pony hacking crusade, we
discovered that the gothic band KoRn eats ponies because they don't like
themselves. today, a new page was created in the pony saga. You see,
i received an urgent letter from dr. timmy. here is his letter:

"BILLY. THIS IS DOCTOR TIMMY. I HAVE MADE A SUPER IMPORTANT DISCOVERY AS TO THE WHEREABOUTS OF YOUR PRECIOUS PONY, CHRISSY-POO. YOU SEE, AFTER PERFORMING SEVERAL SCIENTIFIC TESTS, MOSTLY ONES WHICH INVOLVE POURING EGG WHITES ON MY WANGLYFLOP IN FRONT OF A BUNCH OF BLIND AND DEAF CHILDREN, THEN SLAPPING THEM IN THE HEAD WITH IT, IT WAS MADE APPARENT TO ME THAT NONE-OTHER THAN GAY MEN WHO HAVE BEEN EATING PONIES EVERYWHERE, AND QUITE POSSIBLY YOUR PONY, CHRISSY-POO. THAT'S RIGHT, BILLY. FRUITY FRUITY MEN WHO WEAR SHORT SHORTS ARE PART OF A VAST GAY NETWORK. TO BE MORE SPECIFIC, GAYMEN HAVE A TOP SECRET UNDERGOUND ARMY OF DARK GAYNINJAS WHO SPEND ALL THEIR FREE TIME WANKING OFF TO POKEMON TRADING CARDS. THEY KIDNAP PONIES FROM KIDS JUST LIKE YOU, MURDER THEM, AND MAKE SWEEET SWEEEEEEEEET LOVE TO THEIR STILL WARM CARCASSES, MUCH IN THE SAME FASHION AS JEFFRY DAHMER (WHO HEADS UP THE GAYNINJAS ARMY). I PRAY THAT THIS LETTER GETS YOU IN THE BEST OF SPIRITS. WHY DON'T YOU EVER RETURN MY CALLS? DO YOU STILL LOVE ME? OH YEAH AND MY PANTS ARE AT YOUR HOUSE, CAN I COME OVER AND PICK THEM UP?
NOTHIN BUT LOVE,

DR. TIMMY, M.D."


hi in5, hi jose plottes, hi doctor timmy, hi Cap'n ass pony, hi meester bombastic semi-fantastic, hi thinktank, hi fubu@unet, hi all the party people who want to throw their hands in the air and wave them like they just don't care. hi carrot eating hax0rs everywhere.