Breaking news.. Recent studies indicated that
the internet will be ruled unsalvageable from the expected effects of the Y2K bug.
The general idea we are trying to convey is.. don't panic.. it's all gonna be fine..
Everything's gonna be alright.. rockabye..
Who the fuck are we kidding.. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
JESUS CHRIST! DON'T WAIT!
DO YOU REALIZE THAT WE ARE ALL FUCKED?
PLANES WILL CRASH,
BANKS WILL FORGET ABOUT YOU!
Be smart, slowly reach down and hit your
computer's power button, and never, ever turn it on again.
Close all your windows, turn off all your lights..
Get all your money out of the bank.
The NTIA website will no longer update.
Washington D.C. is shutting down.
All important government officals are hiding.
RUN!
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