Dood! It's a cop's computer! Like OH MY GOD! Now if only I knew what to do with this shit! Maybe the faithful chicken can help me!
<statix> chicken: Dood, I found a cop's computer!! What do I do now!
<chicken> statix: ĦEy mang, yew must format it!
<piggy> Are you talking about my server?
<statix> piggy: shaddup
<chicken> piggy: ĦEat packetos!!
*** piggy has quit IRC (Read error: 54 (Connection reset by chicken))
Oh boy, sorry, the chicken gets a little moody. Just turn up Ricky Martin and everything will be OK!
<chicken> statix: ĦBefore I forgetos, say de hi's to mi homies in da network neighborh00d!
<statix> chicken: Chill man, shouts to da brothers at LevelSeven, Pakistan Hate, fallen angels and everyone else who has no clue who I am even though you do know me.
<statix> piggy: Just rename statix.html to index.html after deleting this file. Unless you want us up here for a while, we don't mind!