Issued: 26/10/99

His first clue came when Carolyn Meinel went to JP's house. Shortly afer she entered the premises the curtains were drawn. She left after about an hour in a peculiar fashion: she walked like there was a dime in her butt, and she couldn't drop it. This seems nothing special at first seeing as this happens all the time with her, but what IS special however is that we were able to have a sneak peak in JP's house afterwards. Yes siree, a JP favorite was splattered all over the floor: a peanutbutter colored stain on the ground with white fluid floating around in it. Due to the fact it is unsuitable for people to see unless they're blind or dead no picture is shown here.

We decided to give Dr. Barrios a expert in fetishes, pancake cooking, taking it in the butt and giver of ortophaedic clinics advise, all the tapes and see what he had to say. The answer was quite shocking: "It is absolutely true, Carolyn Meinel takes it in the butt from JP, AND this has happened before looking at the normal face she had when she left" Furthermore he noted: "Due to a missing feeling of self confidence, and being born during a earthquake we have to feel pity for a man who has wanked so much that his brains slowly drip out of his dick."

So there you have it.

Good luck. And please pray that JP will see the results of his actions: a deformed Carolyn Meinel, the old Packetstorm gone, needless complaints to Innerpulse, threats to the new Packetstorm and all sites exposing his true identity, and will shoot himself right here right now. Come on, it isn't that hard: just swallow next time you're sucking yourself again JP!