Defaced by the AntiChrist
Enter Xessor, v00d00, Devil-C and M0zy
v00d00: Lets rate the women, guys
M0zy: Yeah cool. I love that kinda thing
v00d00: How about you guys?
Xessor: Sounds like fun
Devil-C: Duh.. What's to rate women about, huh?
[everyone ignores Devil's moronic comment]
v00d00: I say Drew Barrymoore is the hottest babe on this planet
M0zy: Bullshit. If Drew is a hot babe Jesus H Christ was my great-uncle.
Devil-C: Wow cool. He was your uncle eh?
v00d00: Devil shut the fuck up!! M0zy I suggest you take back that stupid statement you
just made....
M0zy: No way. I am all for Julia Roberts. Now that's a chick.
v00d00: Julia Roberts lacks femininity.
M0zy:Ahhhhhhhh Blasphemy. Man she is an angel carved out of marble.
Devil-C: She is that hard! Sheesh, I prefer soft skinned women.
M0zy:- Fuck you, you stupid oaf. I was using a figure of speech. She is as soft as your
brain is.
Xess: Heh heh. Poor ol' Dev thought you were referring to the hardness of her epidermis.
v00d00: I wouldn't be surprised if Dev wasn't right about her skin's hardness.
M0zy: Oh yeah!!! You wouldn't eh? [in angry overtones]
Devil-C[oblivious of the mood in the room]:- Duh I think Geri Halliwell is kinda good
lookin'
[Xess M0zy and v00d00 burst out laughing]
Devil-C: Come on guys, she is pretty good
Xess:- Her ass looks better than her face
v00d00 :- To be fair to Geri if she wore a mask she'd look like a pregnant cow wearing a
mask.
M0zy: Next to Julia everyone is chicken shit. Drew would be chicken shit plus dinosaur
semen.
[An enraged v00d00 hits M0zy on the head. M0zy hits back. In a few seconds a quality
fight is on.Dev-C is confused for a while. Then he decides to join the fight too]
Enter Jericho
Jericho: Hey Xess, what's goin' on here??????
Xess:- Dunno. One moment we were discussing babes. next
moment its a free for all bout.
Jericho: But what happened?
Xess:- v00d00 said Geri is a pregnant cow. Then M0zy said Drew barrymoore was chicken shit
and well they started fighting.
Jericho:- Drew Barrymoore is what???
Xess:- She is chicken shit.
Jericho [enraged]:- Say that again swine.
Xess [missing the dangerous glint in Jeri's eye]:- She is chick...
[He couldn't complete the sentence for Jericho had smashed his jaw in and had joined the
other three in the fight]
[A struggling Xessor manages to get up]
Xessor:- Mad fools. Fighting over girls. Sheesh. Fuckin' dumb. Damn fuckin' dumb.
[Jennifer Lopez is seen walking nude a few metres away. Xess jumps up and runs after her
leaving the other three fighting their heads out]
Exit. Stage Right. EOP [end of play]
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