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A: H3R3 ~@!!

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Q: 0T4Y, W153-A55'5, T34CH M3 H0W 2 H4CK~@!
A: UHM.. G0 T0 P4CK3T 5T0RM, R00T5H3LL, 4ND 40L ~!@#!@!

Q: WH4T 15 '40L'~??!???
A: H3H. D15 15 WHY W3 0WN J00R CUT3-455~@!@#$!!


UMZ.. 0T4Y, L1NKZ 4ND SH1T:

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PHUNN13Z ~!@#!


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