This is *NOT* an april fools joke

kneel befor fiction.

digital warfair is apon us-

and YOU HAVE BEEN HACKED


WE hear at team fiction would jsut like to take minute of your time
to *laff* at how easy it was to hack this page. it was almost as easy
as me reaching down and scratchin my dick. i have to give you "police" a
little credit, seeing how your password WASENT "dougnut" but easy non the less



pittsburgh police, you guys got to learn to beef up sekurity
and no need to thank us for this *free* sekurity test
but their is one thing i hoped to acomplish by doing this
and thats to "learn you" on the subject of KEVIN MITNICK.



Props to:

Beserk, DePhiLe & -the rest of team fiction


more props to:
cdc
hfg
2600
porn
girlz
net ninja
Comedy Central
UCB!!!!


befor you go *we* invite you to a free gift
thats right! free!! d.l the fiction font
and view this page to the fullest


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