Welcome! This is Monica! Welcome to my very own "Free Kevin" site!

I just wanted to let all my fans know that I'm sorry I have failed you. The ultimate plan to suck the President's cock and blackmail him to free Kevin Mitnick has failed.

Now just who do you have to sleep with in this country to get a man who's been jailed for 4 years with no trial freed? Little does Mrs. Dole know, but I'm going to see if I can sneak my way into that pussy so when she's President I can try to redeem myself in your eyes. I never said I only slept with authority figures of the same sex!

Don't worry everyone, I won't let you down a second time.. I heard Chelsea was looking for a tutor...