slander & libel -- the official computer scene sexchart "that's none of your business!" version 9.02 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - for updates, additions, or to be put on the sexchart mailing list, mail crank@ice.net. to receive the latest version on efnet irc, "/msg lifelike sexchart". a link is denoted by any sexual action between computer users that is capable of spreading an std, from wet kissing on up. the last .05 of revisions is listed at the bottom. since the chart has grown so much, it's been extended in a strange way. to preserve the 78 column width, there is now a secondary chart beneath the first. people whose names appear between asterisks (*) in the first chart also exist in the second. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - .--------- turin -------------------------------------. | .----' | ||`---------------------------. | toby | | |`----- keeper | | .-|------|-|--------|---|-- intro -------|---------|------------. | | .----|-|----- bjoe | | | | | .-----|-|-|----|-|------------|-- brat acidqueene | | | .---|-|-|----|-|------------|----|-----------|------|--|-----. | | | | | | | `--. | | shorty | | | | | angst | | | .--|-- reality ---|----|--|------ weedboy | | | | || |`--|-|-|-|--|--------------|----|--|--------|------|--|-----|----. | || `---|-|-|-' | | | | .------' | | | | | || .---|-|-|----|-- morgaine | | | | | | | | | || | | | |.---|------|-------|-- lucky | potter | llama | | | || | | | || | .-- thal ----' | | | | | | | | |`-|-- oodles --|-|------------ styx --|-|--------|----|-|---. | | | | | | | | | cerkit | | | | scat | | | | | | | | .-' | vera | | .-|--|---|-|-----------|-|-|---|--|----|-|--. | | | b3 | .' | skatin | | `--.| | dukeo | | | | | | | | | | | `-----|-|--.`. | .---|-' || |.-' | | | blueeyes | | | |.-|-|---------|-|--|-|-|-|---|----- evol! --- eerie | | | || | | | | || |.' | | | | | | ffej .--'|| || .-----|-' | | || dom | | | || || | | | | | | | | | .-'| |`--.| .-|---|-|--'| | | | | || || morph | | metalchic | | | | | || | | | |.--' carly | | | || || `----|-|---' | |`--|-|-|--|-|-- bF --' | 8ball ----'| | | | || || spacehog `.`. scuzz | | | | | `----|-----|---|-|---. xan | | | || |`-. `----|-|--. | `-|-|--|--. | | | | | | | | || | TH0M Y0RKE | | kurdt -|-----|-' | | `-----|-. | | beck | | | |`.`. | `-. | `-----|---.| crimson | | | `---|----. | | | `-|-|- collette `-. | `-- claud -|--.||.--' | | | nymph | | | | .-|-|-------|-----|-|---------|--|- pip!@ --. | | | | | | | | |.' | kablooie | | gumby | |.-'| || cancer | `-|----|---- beastie | ||.-' | | | | | | || | |`-. | | sample --' | | ||| mooer --' | | ladydeath | || | | iamjustme | | | | ||| || | | | | .--|----|--'| | | | | inuendo | | ||| || cardamon | | | | nitz | | | fatslayer .-|---' | | | ||| |`----------|-|-|-|-------|---|--|-----------|-' leesa hgirl | | ||| | tsoul .--' | | | sensei | littlestar | | | | | | ||| | | | | | | .------' | fried dcheese ----' | ||| | demon | aoxomoxoa --|-- poppie .----------' | | | ||| | | `----. | `-. | | | Listener abacab | wishchld | ||| `-- ostrich --|-|-. | | donnie | |.--------' | | ||`---------|-----|-|-|-|--|----' | || atropos assamite | dka | || jellyb | | | | | .---|-.|| |.--------' | | | |`. | | | | | gilmore | baital .-- novicane .--' katester | | | michelle_ .---|-|-|-|--|----|-----|--'| | | | .---' | | | | | | | | | | crayon | pol | | TOXiC79 | | _evol_ | | | abraxas | | | | | | .----|-|-|----------' | | | | | | | | | | | vritra --|-|---.| | |.- bonita80 | shroomy69 | | | mercuri | | | | | `---------.|.' || | ||.----------' | | | | | | `---|-|-|-|-- nerkles |||.-- GoNINzo! ------ september | | | | | lori | | | `-----------.|||| | ||`----------|------|-' | | | | | | | | mona ||||| dazey |`----- ambigu0us --|---' | | | skooter nic | | | | ||||| | | | | vocks | | | | | | | | grimwater -.||||| NightMyst | | | | | sita -- ninja | | | |||||| | marcus666 | | | .---'| `-.| | | path0s --.||||||.-- turbo -- ivy256 | | | | jules ziggy || | | |||||||| | dannyman | | | || || | | photochic ||||||||.-- holden -- syn | | | | | krampus --'| || | | | ||||||||| | christy | | | | || | | spirit --.||||||||| lucifuge yumas | | | | | indpuck --' || | | | ||||||||||/' | .'.-- kkrazy | | | .--'| | `----|---- crank!@#@% ------- jamesy --|-|-------. | | | all-of-nitco | `-----.| | | || | bex | | | .- LCN | | `-. | `-----. || | | |`-|-----|--------|---|-|---|---.| | `-. | fishhead hawk | |`-. | | | | .---|--------|---' | | || | | | | | | | | | | `--|-|-- puck --- kinessa --|--.|| | | | tamago | darwin | | | | | | | | | ||| | .-|-|-----|---|----|----|-|--|---|---|----|-' .-|---------------' ||| | | | | art | | `-- kaia -|---|---|----|-. | | graywolf jakey ||| | | | | | |.--|--------' `-. | | | | | | `-----.| .---' ||| | | | | seaya `---- fawn --|-|---|---|-- mogel --|------ pixy -------.||| | | | | | `--. | | | | || `-----. | |`------. |||| | | | | slug toasty | | | | `----. |`-------. | | `------.| |||| | | | | | | | | | `------. | nykia | | | turtle || |||| | | | | cinnabon | quarex | `-|---------.| `--. | | | | || |||| | | | `-----|----|-----|--|----|--------.|| hateball | | | jook || |||| | | `. pie sweeney | `----|-------.||| .-----|-|-' | | || |||| | |.-|--|-------|------|-------|------ murmur -|-----|-|---' | ogre || |||| | || | bor -- lankan `-------|---. || ||`--|-----|-|-----|--|-. || |||| | || | .-----------|---|---'| |`---|----.| | peggy | || |||| | || | Guitarzan --|-. CapnRat | | | | | || | | | || |||| | || | .--|-|---|-----|- keroppi | .--|--- page -- ghort | || |||| | || | crash313 | | | bond `--. | | | | /| | | | | || |||| | || |.---|-----|--|-|----|-------|-|-----|-|--|--|-|--|----' | | || |||| | || || windx --|--|-' | .----|-'.----' | | | | | | | || |||| | || ||.-'| |.-|------|--|----|--|------' | | |.-|------' | || |||| | || ||| | || | | |.---|--|--. | | || | dedboy | || |||| | || ||| | || | hitchcock --|--|--|------|--' || | | | | || |||| | || ||| swisspope | | | | | | | | larissa | .--'| | | glynis || |||| | || ||| | ||`--|--|-|-|-|-|---|--|---------|-|---|-|-|----------'| |||| | || ||| | |`---|--|-|-|-|-|---|--|------. | | | | | | |||| | || ||| | piglet -' | | | `---|--|----. | | | | | | | |||| | || ||| | | `----|-|-|-----|--|----|-|--|-|---' | | Fiyaball | |||| | || ||`----|-|- PoGo .-' | `-----|--|-. | | `-|-----|-|----|-----.| |||| | || waar | | | |.--|-------' | | | | .--|-----|-' | || |||| | || || | | | | || | .----|-|--|-|-|--|-----|-- hylonome || |||| | || || | .-|-|- hillary -|-----|----|-|--|-|-|--|-----|-----------.|| |||| | || || | | | | | | |`--|- ideaman | | | | | | | dr0ne ||| |||| | || || `-|-|-|---|-|-|---|----------|-|--|-|-|--|---- ryu --.| ||| |||| | || || .-|-|-|---' | `---|-- Fowlez | | | | | | /| carrie ||| |||| | || || | | | `-----|-----|--. | | | | | | | | | ||| |||| | || |`-|-|-|-- severino | RottenZ -|-|--|-|-|--' | | nuprinboy ||| |||| | || | | | | | | | | || | | | | | | | | ||| |||| | || | .' | | laurak -----' | | |`--|-|- narya -----' | redfox ||| |||| | || | | | | | `--------' | `--.| | | | ||| |||| | || | | `-|-|-- Dravanavin poto || | djbump feival --. ||| |||| | || | | `-|--------------------.|| |.--' | ||| |||| | || | | kyst | renen -------- jamming roller ||| |||| | || | `---|--|---- fritz clinto | seth -------------------'|| |||| | || `--- SiN13 --------|---|--------' | | .------------------'| |||| | |`--. `--------- tracy -------------' | | trep |||| | | .-|--------------------------------------|---' $t.andrew | |||| | | | | GWEN STEPHANI SARA GILBERT candyrain | | tart |||| | | | | | | | fatima --' | |||| | | | | BILLY C0RGAN GAVIN R0SSDALE DREW BARRYM0RE | |.--------' |||| | | | | `---. | | | ||.---------'||| | | | | ED N0RT0N -- C0URTNEY L0VE -----' mysl minstrelle |||.---------'|| | | | | .----' | | | `-----.||||.---------'| | | | | KURT C0BAIN TRENT REZN0R -- tammy `----|------.||||||.---------' | | | | | | |`-------|----*gweeds@!#* -------. | | | | MARY L0RD T0RI AM0S JELL0 BIAFRA | .----'||| ||`--------.| | | | | | | .---'|| |`--------.|| | | | |.-- trilobyte -- amos -- EddieV freqout --|-|-|----'| | skora ||| | | | || .------------------------' | | | .--' WL | ||| | | | sonia ------- velcro agentorange moonlyte | | | | | | ||| | | | | | |`----. `----. | | | | | | dave_rast | ||| | | | | | sate plexus | savvy neko --' | | | | | ||| | | | | | | | | .--' .-|-|-|- whoops -- nyar ||| | | | | gage `-- rabidchild kirshana -- gnarf | | | | || ||| | | | | | | | | | jess |`-- lemson ||| | | | `-- argent fate beaker sedrick | | | | | ||| | | | .-------------|---|----------------------' | | `--|-- andrew ||| | | | | anathema fuaim .----------------------|-|-------' | ||| | `-|--|-|-----------------|-. .------------------' | mswicked ||| | | | | nadyalec erise | | | .--------- duatra -' ||| | .-|--' | | .--' | | | | | timbrel | ||| | | | riotboi tao puff | | | | | | |.-- nineve random-tox ||| | | | `-----. | | | | | | .-- corp | .----'|| | | `- tanadept XunilOS | | | | | | | /| || silicosis -- espidre ---.|| | | | ||`-----. | | | | | | | | | | || | ||| | | siren |`---. skywind | | | | | | | | || mudge -- shewolf -- iskra ||| | | | `-. | | | | | | | | | || | ||| | | kingtrent | cbnoonan --|-|-|-|-|-|-' | || r2 -- mujahadin level6 ||| | | `------. | | | | | | | | || `---. `-.||| | | lilindian | lex | | | | | | | || ssq teq -- vYrus | sp0t |||| | | | | | | | | | | | | || `-------------.| | | |||| | | Goddess4u | lorah | | | | | | | |`. anarchist --. || | |.--'||| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | || | || ||| | | .------ DrkSphere | | | | | | | | | | tymat -- *pinguino!##@#* ||| | | | | || |`----|-|-|-|-|-|-|---|-|-|---|-------'|||||||||||| ||| | | | CrazyLuna || | `.| | | | | | | | | gemmi |||||||||||| ||| | | | .-'| meelah || | | | | | | | | |||||||||||| ||| | | Sweetgal_ | | || | | | | | | | | barkode --'||||||||||| ||| | | | Wi|dChild || | | | | | | | | ||||||||||| ||| | | angeleyes .'| | | | | | | | | is0crazy ---'|||||||||| ||| | | .--|-|-|-|-|-|-|---|-|-|--------------'||||||||| ||| | | gersh | | | | | | | | | | r_avenger --'|||||||| ||| | | aquis ---------|-|-|-|-|-|-|---|-|-|----------------'||||||| ||| | | | | | | | | | | | | ter0daktyl --'|||||| ||| | | skully --------------|-|-|-|-|-|-|---|-|-|------------------'||||| ||| | | logicbox ----|-|-|-|-|-|-|---|-|-|-------------------'|||| ||| | | .------------------|-|-|-|-|-|-|---|-|-|--------------------'||| ||| | |.--|-----------. .----|-|-|-' | | | | | | apok0lyps --------'|| ||| | || | | | | | | | | | | | | .---'|.-'|| | ||.-|--------- sarlo --|-|-|---|-' | | | | ao -. quisling tsk .-'| .'| | ||| p3nny |||`---|-|-|---|--.| | | | | | .-------|---|--|-|-|-' ||| | ||| | | | | niala | | | wintarose | .-' | | | ||| sari ||`----|-|-|-. | | | | | | | | | || | | .--' | | ||| | YYZ || | | | | | | laz | | | sinner | | |`. | | | kara | ||| rage | |`-----|-|-|-|-|-|-----|-|-|--------|-|-|-|--|-|-|----' | ||| | astraea ---|-|-|-|-|-|-----|-|-|--------|-|-|-|--|-|-|------' ||| rio | | | | | | `-|-----|-|-|--------|-|-|-|--|-|-|--------. ||| | | phz .-|-' `-|---|---. | | | .------|-|-|-|--' `-|-------.| ||| capone |.----|-|-----|---' | | | | | corwin | | `------|---. || ||| asriel --|-|-----|-------|-|-|-|-|--------' valgamon | | || ||| b0gus -----.| | | | timb0 | | | | | `--|---|--.|| ||| .---- gita | | `. | | | | | | | | ||| ||| drd00m | | | | minjo | | | | phone blueadept | | ||| ||| veggie --|-|------|---|----|-|-|-|------|--|---------' | ||| ||| | | | | | | | | .-- tele -- rambone `-.||| ||| .--- pickaxe --|-. | | | | | mrg | |||| ||`------------|----|-----|---|-|-|----|-|-|-|------' |||| || | |.----|---|-|-|----|-|-|-|-- xney3 --- fable -----.|||| || | ||.---|---|-|-|----|-|-|-' | ||||| || RoadRuner | |||.--|---|-|-|----|-|-|-- CosmicMJ schmoopie ||||| || `--|---.|||| | | | | | | | | | | ||||| || hayley | ||||| | | | | | | | arian vek -- sweeties | ||||| || | | ||||| | | | | | | | | | | ||||| || collision --|--.||||| | | | | | | | dj tamtam --- jonathan ||||| || | |||||| | | | | | | | | | ||||| || thoth | |||||| | | | | | | | discogurl -- candacep ||||| || | | ||||||.-|---|-|-|----|-|-|------------------------. ||||| || dpk arkuat | sQurl!#% | .-|-|-' | | | dwildstar phisher | ||||| || | | | | ||||| | | | | | | | | | | ||||| || _Melody_ --|-' ||||| | | | | | | | elek jimmie ----- boufa ||||| || | | | ||||| | | | | | | | | | | `.||||| || atticus | | ||||| | | | | .--|-|-|- comstud MSofty --' | |||||| || | `--. ||||| | | | | lump | | | `--. Kanan |||||| || flashman --|-'|||| | | | | | | | | LarZ -- Tay ------' | |||||| || | .---|--'||| | | | | prae | | | | | | |||||| |`. rezznor | .'|`-|-|-|-|------|-|-|-- Jon2 -' | | |||||| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |||||| | | marcus ---|--|-' | | | | | | | | TAYL0R HAWKINS | |||||| | | `-----|--|----|-|-|-|------|-|-|--. | | | |||||| | | | | | | | | | | | | | MINNIE DRIVER | |||||| `-|-. | | | | | | | | | persis ---------------' |||||| | | .---|--' | | | | | | | | `----- violator ---'||||| |.' | supox --|-|-|-|-. | | | morkeleb ----------------'|||| || spruance | `--. | | | `-|----|-|-|----------------------. |||| |`-|--|-----|---------|-|-|-|--.|.---|-|-|---------------------.| |||| .-|--' daria | zymotic | `.`-|- ark --|-|-|-- juniper --. || |||| | | |.-----' | .' | | ||| | | | | | || |||| | | cvk ----- cybele | .-|--|--'|`---|-|-|----|--. ivylotus || |||| | | |`----. | | | | ceili | | | Zem | || |||| | | hellenga | Lone-Wolf | `--|---. | | | | stillson || |||| | | | | | | | |`-|----|---|----|-|-|-. `----. | || |||| | | | regs | | miffy `--|----|- eris5 | | | | .-- sumogirl || |||| | | | | | `-. | `--. | | | | | | | | dudeman | || |||| | | | | | | scottie | | | | | | | | `-----. | || |||| `-|-|---|--|---|------------|-|--|-|-|-|-|-|------.| Aleph eighmi |||| | | .-|--|---|- Wizzbane -|-|--' | | | | | || | | | |||| .-|-|-|-|--|---|------------|-|----' | | | | Kaleid -- bohr | |||| | | | | `--|-. `--------. .-' | BLong | | | ||| |`-. | |||| | | | | | ChromeLi --|-|---|--------|-|-|------'|| | halfman | |||| | | | | `------------|-|---|--. .--|-|-|-------'| | | | |||| | | | | flatlandr ---- aynn --|--|--|--|-|-|--------|-|--' Mythrandr |||| | | `-|----------------.| | | O_Kei | | | | | |||| | | micki -- rdrunner || lb | | | | | magneto God |||| | | | || | iguana | | | Cones | | | |||| | | | rhendrix -- dbt ---|----|---|-|-|------|-' hope Tatyana | |||| | | | | |.----|- pete0 | | | | | .---' | |||| | | | konkers time ---|--------|-|-|----- Rasputin ---- nympho |||| | | | .------------' `------. | | | | | | |||| `-|- hagbard MandaPanda -- Doobie | | | | LadyViper | VampKitty |||| .-' || | `--|-|-|-|--' | .-------------'||| | m0kab3chu QueenBrocco ---'| ZobZ | | | | Iphigenia | ||| | `-----------..-------|------|-|-|-|-------------|--------------'|| | chickhabit ---.|| Persephone | | | `-----------. | afsaneh || |.-----------------.||| `---|-|-|-- Stu | | | || || .-------------.|||| kubiak | | | .---------- sync gauss || || | bfgrrl -- *meenk!@* ---' | | | | |.---' || || | .----------'| | |`----. vlaad | | | | discodan --.|| aloke || || | | nevre | fl00d | | | | | | ||| | || || | | kaos .-----' teletype | | | | professor ||| | lgas ----.|| ||.-|-|----|--|-------------|--|-----|-|-|-|---|-----.| ||| | | ||| |||.' | amity bumble --' AIDS .-|-|-|-|---|---- xgirl!@$ -|- deker ||| ||||.-' | | | | | | | | .-'||| ||| | | | ||| ||||| phdave style | romulen | | | | | gwar ||| ||| | | | ||| ||||| | `--------. | | | | | .-' ||| ||`-.| | | ||| ||||| Suzzeee dwymer -- Bruin | | | | | | | cg --'|| || emilia `--.||| ||||| `-------.| | | | | | | | || || | | | |||| ||||| abbeycat --.|| NeuralizR | | | | | | | dk ---'| || | | boto |||| ||||| ||| | | | | | | | | | || | | |||| ||||| lissa ||| Jen1 Briana | | | | | | swallow || | spig |||| ||||| `---.||| | .--'| | | | | | | | || | |||| ||||| nyssa --- Wayhigh!@ | | | | | | | | || `-- moose |||| ||||| .---' | ||| | | | | | | | | || |||| ||||| icy_girl | ||`---|-|---|-|-|-|-|-|-- allira |`---- adamw |||| ||||| | || | | | | | | | | .-' | || |||| ||||| etrigan meta4 |`----|-|---|-|-|-|-|-|-.| ryshask `--- loki |`.|||| ||||| | | .-' | | | | |.' | ||.-' | | | ||||| ||||| *am0eba* Suger | | | | | ||.-' ||| aries99 jazzy | | ||||| ||||| | | | | | | | ||| ||| | | | ||||| ||||| SWinder nettwerk | | | | ||| *tigerbeck* -- spacegirl ||||| ||||| | .---|---' | | | ||| | | | | | | | ||||| ||||| zeven tsal | .-----' | | ||`-. | | | twichykat | | | ||||| ||||| | .----------'| | |.------|-' |`. | | | | | | | | ||||| ||||`--. `-|-- devious | | || `-. | | | | | soulvamp | | | ||||| |||`-. | | `-- phyzzix! -------|-|-|-' | | | | | ||||| |||.-|-|---|-- roman --'|| ||| | | | | timmerca | | | .'|||| ||||.' | | | || ||| | | | `--. route | | | |||| ||||| | | emmanuel --'| ||| | | | .----|----------|---|-|-|-'||| ||||| | | | .-----' ||`--------|-|-|-|-. martyn ginny | | | ||| ||||| | | philipw |`--. | | | | | .--------------|-|-|--'|| ||||| | | | homeysan | | | | `--|-- BernieS | | | || ||||| | | J0SH LAZIE | | .--|-|-|-|-. | .---------' | | || ||||| `---|----|--------. | caffiend `.| | | | | | u4ea | || ||||| | | riley | | || | | | | | krnl ---. | | || ||||| .--- wikked | | | lordjello || | | | | | .-- missx || ||||| | .--'||| | | | | | |`.| | | | | | | `. || ||||| | | ||| Weasel | | | demented1 | || | | | | readwerd kc | || ||||`-|-|-. ||| | .-|-|--|--' | | ||.' `--|----|-----------|--|-.|| |||| | | | ||`--. | | neal | hannah .--' ||| aliced | elizabeth | ||| |||| | | | |`-. | | | | | `--. .--|---.||| | | | | | | ||| |||| | | | | | | | | | | .---|--|--|--.||||.--' | | `-. deadlord | ||| |||| | | | | | | | | | | | `--|--|- ophie! ---|--|-. | | | | ||| ||||.-|-|-|-|--|-|-|-|-|-|-|-- erikb | || | | .--' | | | | genders | ||| ||||| | | | | | | | | | | | | | .'| | | | | | | | | ||| ||||| | | | | | | | | | | joe630 | | | | | | | | | | eppie | ||| ||||| | | |.' | | `-|-|-|--|----.| | | | | | | .---|-|-|---|--------' ||| ||||| | | || .-|-|---|-' `--|-. || | | | | | | | | | | primal ||| ||||| | | || | | | tiffie --' | || | | | | | | | | | | ||| ||||| | | || | | | | | || | | | | | | | | | | jasonf ||| ||||| | | |`-|-|-|- X n0rmag3ne |`. | | | | | | | | | | | ||| ||||| | | | .' | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | .--- judy ||| ||||| | | | | | `. | otopico `-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-- y-windows --------.||| ||||| | | | |.-|--|-' | | | | | | | | | | | | | |||| ||||| | | | || | | angelbaby --|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|---' | | |||| ||||| | | | || | | .----|-' | | | | | | | Moxie | | ThreeDays |||| ||||| | | | || | Jazzy1 dana --|-. | | | | | | | `--|-|-|--. | |||| ||||| | | | || | | | .---|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-------|-|-' Slinky |||| ||||| | | | || `. | strat | .-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-' .----|-|---. | |||| ||||| | | | |`. | | | | | | | | | | | | Xavi .--|-|- BabyHuey |||| ||||| `-|-|-|-|-|-|--------. | | | | | | | | | | | || | | | | |||| ||||| `-|-|-|-|-|-- Ned -|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-' || | | | rorrim | |||| |||||.----' | | | | | `-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-. |`-|--|-|----|---|-.|||| ||||||.-----' | | | Magenta | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | ||||| |||||||.------' | | | | | | | | | | | | | Taps | | | | | ||||| |||||||| .------' Lotus1 `-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-'||`-|--|-|- LamaKid ||||| |||||||| | | | | | | | | | | | | | || | | | | ||||| |||||||| | sunset | | | | | | | | | | | | || | | | | ||||| |||||||| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | || | | | | ||||| |||||||| Mark kic | Cluey | | | | | | | | | | || | | | | ||||| |||||||`---.| | | | | | | | | | | | | || |.-' | | ||||| ||||||`---.|| | Logre | | | | | | | | | | || ||.--' | ||||| |||||`-. ||`-------|--. | | | | | | | | | | | || ||| | ||||| ||||| | || | | | | | | | | | | | | | || ||| SueVeneer | ||||| ||||`-.| || .---' sunni -|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|--'| |||.--' | ||||| |||`-.|| angieb | .----|--|--' | | | | | | | | | Khat |||| JulieJul | ||||| ||`. ||`-. | | | twi Opie | | | | | | | | | | .-'||| | | ||||| || | |`. | | .-|-|--------|---' | | | | | | | | | Jai ||`--- Jag --|-'|||| |`-|-|-|-|-|--|-|-|----. rosefairy | | | | | | | | | | |`. ||| | |||| |.-' | | | `--|-|-|---.| | | `-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-' | `-|-|----'|| `-.|||| ||.--|-|-|----|-|-|-- b_!@@ dara | | | | | | | |.--' | .---'| ||||| |||.-' | | .--|-|-|--'|| | | | | | | | | | || .--' | GoodGirl ||||| ||||.--|-|-|--' | | || | winmutt | | | | | | | || | |.----.| ||||| ||||| | | | .-|-|---'| | | | | | | | | || | || || ||||| ||||| | | | | | | | wolverine | | | | | | | || | Yummy Guyver ||||| |||||.-|-|-|--|-|-|----|-----------' | | | | | | || | |||| | ||||| ||||||.' | | | | | | xyg shinex | | | | | | || | Rosie -'||| | ||||| ||||||| | | | | | | | | `-|-|-|-|-|-. || | .-'|| | ||||| ||||||| `-|--|-|-|-- *spyder_bytes* | | | | | | || | Rapunzle || | ||||| |||||||.---|--|-|-|----|---------------' | | | | | || | | || | ||||| ||||||||.--' | `-|--. | CrakrMajk --|-|-|-|-|-'| | | Flame -'| | ||||| ||||||||| | `. | | .------------|-|-|-|-|--|-|-|-|-------|-|-'|||| ||||||||| phatgirl | `-|--. | lemony | | | | | | | | | Atomica | |||| ||||||||| | `--|-|-----|----. | | | | | | | | | | | |||| ||||||||| | | | Wizdom | | | | | | | | m00se | | |||| ||||||||| Twizzle | | | | .-|-|-|-|-|-|--|-|----------|--' |||| ||||||||| .--|------ ReelTime --' `-|-|-|-|-|-|-|--|-|--. Dolemite |||| ||||||||| | | .------'| | | | | | | | | | | | | |||| ||||||||| | | | Lullaby Sambrosia | | | | | | | | | nigel | QueenB |||| ||||||||| | | | | `---------. | | | | | | | | | `--. | |||| ||||||||| | | | | b|iss | | | | | | | | | | | | |||| ||||||||| | | | RobertG .---|--|-|-' | | | | | | | | | |||| |||||||||.-|--|-|-----|-|-|- Mikey!# --|-|-|-|-|-|--|----|--. Kyleel |||| |||||||||| | `-|-----|-|-|--'| |||| | | | | | elektra | | | |||| |||||||||| | | | | | | |||`---|-|-|-|-|-|--|---.| | RdKill |||| |||||||||| | Zemora | Blondie ||`--. | | | | | | z1nk || | | |||| |||||||||| | | .------|----|----'`-. | | | | | | | .----'| AllyCat --. |||| |||||||||| | `-|------|-- WanMan --|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-----|--' | | |||| |||||||||| `---|------|----------. | | | | | | | | | | .- Pbass | |||| |||||||||| | Izzy `- Oscer --|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-----|--|---' | |||| |||||||||| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | MastElmo |||| |||||||||| | | Brian-X Macc | | | | | | | | | | | `--.| | |||| |||||||||| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | `-----|-- *Starr* | |||| |||||||||| Maia!@% Bellez --|-' | | | | | | | .--|-----'| | | |||| |||||||||| | ||`-------|----|---|-|-|-|-|-|-|----|--|--- Rig | | |||| |||||||||| *Chef* |`------ Cidaq | | | | | | | | | `-. | | |||| |||||||||| Breetai | | | | | | | | *B00bz* | .---' | |||| |||||||||| | `-. | | | | | | | | | .' | Female |||| |||||||||| Corn | NuConcept .---|-' | | | | | | |.--|-|--.| | | |||| |||||||||| | | | | `-. | | | | | | luci | | hydro311 | |||| |||||||||`-- lydia_atl PastaGal ---|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|--|-|-|-|----. | |||| ||||||||| | | | `-|-|-|-|-|-|-' `-|-|-|-- Shad0w |||| ||||||||| Pnutgirl | GonzoLoco | | | | | misuse `-|-|--. |||| ||||||||| | | | | | | | .--------' | SessyJen |||| ||||||||| LilDave CompChick | | | | | | splat ---|--' |||| ||||||||| .----' | | | | | | .--' Spastica |||| ||||||||`-- bluesxxgrl .-- DH | KL | | | | | `--|-----' | |||| |||||||| | |.-----|--' | | | | | | CybrChrist |||| |||||||| | redmare ||.----|-- SN | | | | | | |||| |||||||| | | |||.---|------|-|-|-' | VenusGirl |||| |||||||`--. | tabas --.||||.--|------' | | .-' .-------------'||| ||||||`---|-|------------.|||||| | .-----' | | magpie | .------'|| |||||| .-|-' r0ach |||||||.-|--|-------|-' | | m0rg1 | yy[z] || |||||| | | | .--- n0elle!@ | | onkeld badger | | | | | || |||||| | | albatross .--' | || | | | | | `.| ajx --|-- mo || |||||| | | jsz | || `-.| | littleone `-.|| .----|--. | || |||||`. `-|--. wing -------' |`---.||.--|------------ juliet --.| max-q || ||||`-|-. | | mooks nts |||| `-. gfm --. | || | || |||`. | | | `------------|---|-- *fuz!* --|-------- morgen | looey | || ||`-|-|-|-|-- kitkat^ ----|---|----'||`----|- lesb0 -|--|---|---. | || || | | | | | | || | | | | luq | || |`--|-|-|-|---------------|---|-----'| dangergrl earle | | | || | | | | | sparxx --- l0ra!@ ----' | | | | | scorpion | || | `-|-|-|---------------'|| || slawz | | WIL WHEAT0N | | | || | | | | dt --'| |`----------|--|--------. | sfuze | || | | | | .--' | .---' oghost mchemist --' | || | | `-|--------------|----|-------|---------------' | .----------|-'| | | `--------------|--- theejoker zens -- skinflower | suiciety | | | | rosieriv -- tfish | | | | `-. | | | | | | | `-----. quagmire | kel --|---|-- netmask | | | | | | chlamydiarose | | | | | | | | | `------|---. | | nekkidamy polymorf `-. | .- daud | | | .-- gheap | Zomba_Soul isis --------|-----|--------|-|-|-------|--' | | | | | | | | | | torquie ------|-- countzero acronym thepublic .---|-|-|----. | `--|---|---------|---. | || .--|----|--.| | |.---|--' | dispater | theora -- RAgent q --'| | rainbow lust!@@ --|----. |.-------|----|--. | | | | | |||| | | | ludi bopeep | dildog -- ladyada sami -|--|-- maq | |||| | | | .----------' | | | .--|--|----|--' |||| syndrome | | tari --|-|-- dan_farmer .-- *pill* | | vamprella |||| | | `-. | | | | .----|--|--|----|------'||| | | karrin -- shipley -- muffy demonika --|--' | purpcon ||| shaedow | | | | | | | | |||| | | ||| | | | val --' | danea mycroft | |||`---|---. | plexor --'|`---. | | `-------------|---|------' | ||| `---|-|-------------|- wednesday | CGD -- jen | wraith --|-'|`--------|-|-- disorder -' | | | | | | sage | | | | | | | simunye -- se7en t -- gf | `-------|-|-|----|--|-|---------' | .-' | | | furie -- lizzie | | blaise -- skippy | | pandora lilfeet `----|--------------|--|------------------' fizzgig `--. onyx -- michelle yt -- panther_modern | `-----.| Xaotika .-- netik ---- msk ----|--------------- DangerJen -- Astaroth | .--' | lethar -- valeriee | | neologic .-|-----' | | | | | | .--- Mali -- StVitus | mayfair | `-|--. |.------------|---' Imperia || outside | | || `-- emmie --|-- *bifrost* -- turtlgrl || .-------|-----|---.| | gothbitch rebrane | aex -- inox | | `-------|-----|--------------------- pahroza -- anubis -- secretboy Frobozz JelloMold `-- Asmodeus -- Sinja - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Starr am0eba -- spyder_bytes | Chef -- meenk ---- gweeds tigerbeck -- bifrost | | fuz B00bz pinguino -- pill - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - "the big loop" is over 750 people! holy crap! work for the chart. the top rankings: ---------------- #1 winner -- pinguino -- 21 links! #2 winner -- crank & gweeds -- 18 links! it's a tie! #3 winner -- meenk -- 17 links! #4 winner -- xgirl -- 15 links! #5 winner -- n0elle & sQurl -- 13 links! it's a tie! honorable mention: ----------------- 12 links: ophie, GoNINzo, Wayhigh, & phyzzix! 11 links: murmur, evol, lust, Mikey, & fuz! 10 links: pip, & tigerbeck! 9 links: metalchic, Kaleid, hillary, y-windows, fuz, hitchcock, demonika, & l0ra! be a winner *today*! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - unconfirmed links: these are links i've been told more than twice to add, but have then been told by others to remove once they're on the chart. each link stays for six months, & if no one can prove it's valid in that time, it is removed & assumed untrue. if you bore witness to one of these links or know someone who did, mail crank@ice.net with your confession! sw_r -- prym (1-26-99) - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - notable gross things on the chart: this is a section for easy reference to family members on the chart. the end people are the relation as noted. if you know two people on the big loop are in the same family, mail crank@ice.net & let us rejoice in the incest! tigerbeck -- aries99 1 link: siblings spirit -- hillary -- seth -- candyrain 3 links: siblings pixy -- gweeds -- jess -- andrew -- mswicked 4 links: siblings blueeyes -- 8ball -- crank -- aoxomoxoa -- poppie -- donnie 5 links: siblings art -- seaya -- kaia -- murmur -- sonia -- plexus 5 links: siblings potter -- scat -- bF -- evol -- styx 4 links: cousins christy -- kkrazy -- kinessa -- gweeds -- LCN -- tanadept 5 links: stepsiblings - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - #2600: lashtal | empress deadguy | maverick | | | | sin ----- speck -- liquid_motion | | beastly -- c4in d_rebel kspiff -- mimes -- dieznyik -- nelli | borys -- zebby (#bodyart) LdyMuriel Erato flutterbi chexbitz `---. | .---' | Kalika -- IceHeart -------------- virago -- mre .----' | `----. | Berdiene Serenla Pyra -- Roamer ewheat kitiara -- starlord anarchy -- aphex twin soul seeker -- educated guess tempus thales -- lady in black -- midnight sorrow magnatop -- darice jandor -- alexis ryna illusionx -- thumper - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - bodyart [#bodyart/#bodypiercing/#tattoo]: ga[r]y /' `\ xindjoo ----- grrtigger -- bone-head `\ /' FreAkBoi -- psychoslut -- timo heidikins -- pasquale grub -- gypsie tabaqui -- catbones -- sprite ministry -- SuperMia -- superdave bert37 -- chiot steppah -- creeper syx66 -- gypsy_whore - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - #coders: simon -- wolfie -- raphael (#trax) bolt -- ashli - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - #hack: t0c -- seussy -- o0 | taner glyph -- adnama -- weaselboy -- vein -- montell | | m0rticia radikahl -- jazmine -- gitm t3kg -- elfgard pluvius -- lydia panic -- plant -- erikt sl33p -- molldoll allman -- costales shamrock -- jennicide -- efpee -- imposter-dh rhost -- sue_white serpent -- no_ana vaxbuster -- tiggie -- redragon illuminaeti -- m0jo - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - #mindvox: killarney -- tomwhore -- fairosa -- kids - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - misc: cal -- Er1s -- gh0st -- JiJi -- JonM MsLePew -- Beacher sangfroid -- inspektor foo -- leeny HippieEB -- Imaj Mika -- el_jefe mskathy -- strahd plutonium -- pixiedust cnelson -- vanessa Hawkerly --- MeaNKaT --- Morpheus Vega1 -- Serena DIPTY_DO -- Trish_ -- hellsnake Grace^ -- Gusto -- puckie notyou -- jennyh Skada -- icee_bin -- eriss - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - music [#punk/#ska/#sxe]: solaris -- kojak -- chelsea -- pieskin -- lady rude | kcskin -- janew | kamaskin -- kimee -- dano joojoo mailart | | auralee -- konfuz -- subgurl -- danx -- starla | | | nes | alee | kathy21 mutata -- skidman shellskin -- amberskin astrophil -- maggiemae skarjerk -- pancreas prick -- taxie -- jubjub - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - #seattle: nitefall | shane -- e1mo -- juice bgh -- superlime -- Shill -- Lizsac fimble | | aeriona -- Justnsane -- koosh -- tcb clarita -- dataangel wyclef -- NessaLee Drmc -- Jill- SisSoul -- Matt Dawgie -- Jenay jsk -- ames Liz -- jkowall kurgan -- babygrrl Mcbeth -- BeccaBoo djinn -- ruthe wankle -- carrianne hamilton -- nurit - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - #skate: kindje -- tigerkat -- huphtur -- superzan | punkgirl -- yakuza -- maryjane | caroline -- rhy cosmo cks lodias `--. | .--' outlander -- spike -- lightborn .--'|||`--. darkelf ||| weevil ||| tenchi --'|`-- h0ly [r] katskate -- earwax vlinder -- miesj superfly -- conchita -- nobaboon -- no_fievel p4nacea -- bakunin herculez -- nicki - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - #trax: cardiac sandman -- trissy skie | | | saxy -- vegas basehead | | | kiwidog fassassin -- discodiva gblues | squeep -- qporucpine -- ami -- dilvish higherbeing -- ms_saigon -- floss | howler lowrider -- lum -- perisoft mickrip -- astrid pandorra -- malakai leece -- draggy ozone -- bliss mellow-d -- kisu -- snowman -- trixi animix -- pixie lummy -- daedalus frostbitten_dream -- pickl'ette -- redial - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - #twilight_zone: revneptho dtm Frizz0 Wireless `----.| .---' | h0lydirt --- nina -- zbrightmn -- halah .--'| `---. | dog3 | whistler RockShox | chilly joeN -- daysee -- evil_ed -- linnea | munchie Loverman -- Missi redbird -- reddy - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - #unix: in4mer -- devilgrl gerg -- tyger chloe -- cosmos dem -- webb callechan -- rhiannon RealScott -- Ila supertaz -- skye - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - zines [#blade/#dto/#neti]: nico -- anjee -- meethos -- Alucard | | MrJuGGaLo -- METchiCK -- The_Sock -- caitlin -- wmmr -- coffeegrl | | | facedown ^mindy^ `-- kitn -- ILUVJeNNA sirlance -- holly -- hardcore | rattle -- s4ra -- doommaker spiff -- tl109 figglemuffinz -- creed ilsundal -- fairy princess vanir -- darkland snarfblat -- d1d1 dimes -- bexy -- mindcrime tut -- casey pezmonkey -- cptbovine greyhawk -- crazybaby cheesus -- meowkovich catbutt -- pulse ygraine -- drool bigmike -- shana camel -- icee phairgirl -- M4D 3LF UberFizzGig -- kniht -- wadsworth AnonGirl -- Medusa -- PrimeX -- Juliette - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - revision history -- last updated 7-3-99 v9.02: added rebrane, Xaotika, valeriee, JelloMold, neologic, amos, EddieV, Roadruner, TAYL0R HAWKINS, MINNIE DRIVER, secretboy, kel, nevre, freqout, krnl, skatin, Sinja, Frobozz, & hawk. gweeds moves up to winner 2. meenk moves up to winner 3. sQurl moves up to winner 6. metalchic moves up to honorable mention 9. renamed cannianne to carrianne. added to misc: Hawkerly --- MeaNKaT --- Morpheus Vega1 -- Serena DIPTY_DO -- Trish_ -- hellsnake Grace^ -- Gusto -- puckie notyou -- jennyh Skada -- icee_bin -- eriss (special note: eriss was dumped for Skada & subsequently leapt to her death from a nineteeth story window. neat!) added to #zines: nico -- anjee -- meethos -- METchiCK -- The_Sock -- ^mindy^ meethos -- Alucard -- The_Sock -- kitn -- ILUVJeNNA MrJuGGaLo -- METchiCK -- facedown caitlin --- wmmr --- coffeegrl AnonGirl -- Medusa -- PrimeX -- Juliette removed bogus links: emmie -- (netik, msk, Herodotus) billn -- Tay -- retrospek mayfair -- outside Mali -- (Asmodeus, pahroza, Uhlume, Imperia) new links: emmie -- rebrane -- JelloMold Xaotika -- lethar -- valeriee mayfair -- neologic trilobyte -- amos -- EddieV -- sonia sQurl -- Roadruner Tay -- TAYL0R HAWKINS -- MINNIE DRIVER anubis -- secretboy netmask -- kel meenk -- nevre gweeds -- freqout missx -- krnl metalchic -- skatin Imperia -- Asmodeus -- Sinja turtlgrl -- pahroza -- gothbitch -- Mali -- lethar fizzgig -- msk gothbitch -- Frobozz darwin -- hawk v9.01: added tamago, atticus, lilindian, martyn, aries99, ryshask, timmerca, twichykat, soulvamp, mysl, fizzgig, lethar, anubis, & inox. added tigerbeck & bifrost to the secondary chart. updated number of people in the big loop. new "gross link": tigerbeck -- aries99 (1: siblings) gweeds moves up to winner 3. tigerbeck moves up to honorable mention 10. added FreAkBoi -- psychoslut -- timo to #bodyart. added supertaz -- skye to #unix. removed one outdated "unconfirmed link". removed bogus links: juliet -- readwerd FreAkBoi -- ga[r]y (#bodyart) Briana -- homeysan new links: seaya -- tamago _Melody_ -- atticus DrkSphere -- lilindian tigerbeck -- (aries99, martyn, ryshask, timmerca, soulvamp) tigerbeck -- (allira, twichykat, spacegirl, bifrost) gweeds -- mysl msk -- DangerJen -- Astaroth outside -- mayfair netik -- fizzgig emmie -- lethar pahroza -- anubis aex -- inox v9.00: i was going to do something special for 9.00, but there just isn't anything to do. would you people be interested in sexchart tshirts? mail crank@ice.net. note to webmasters - it's not sexchart.8 anymore - sexchart.txt. be sure to update your links. added NeuralizR, vlaad, pahroza, Imperia, Mali, Uhlume, StVitus, Herodotus, & Asmodeus. added am0eba, & spyder_bytes to the secondary chart. added netik & Mali sections to the big loop. added new section: #seattle. moved e1mo links to #seattle. moved koosh -- tcb to #seattle. moved clarita -- dataangel to #seattle. added chexbitz -- virago -- ewheat to #2600. added Astaroth -- DangerJen to #gothic. added plutonium -- pixiedust to misc. added cnelson -- vanessa to misc. added to #seattle: wyclef -- NessaLee Drmc -- Jill- SisSoul -- Matt Dawgie -- Jenay jsk -- ames Liz -- jkowall bgh -- superlime -- Shill -- Lizsac fimble -- koosh -- Justnsane -- aeriona -- superlime kurgan -- babygrrl Mcbeth -- BeccaBoo djinn -- ruthe wankle -- cannianne hamilton -- nurit added halah -- Wireless to #twilight_zone. removed one outdated "unconfirmed link". removed bogus links: e1mo -- chris22 (#seattle) loki -- am0eba -- sledge missx -- (sledge, erikb, ice9) Briana -- nebulizr logicbox -- skully murcurochrome -- jazmine -- deadkat (#hack) new links: am0eba -- spyder_bytes Briana -- (NeuralizR, bumble, nettwerk, homeysan, tsal) teletype -- vlaad netik -- msk -- emmie -- outside aex -- bifrost -- emmie -- netik emmie -- Herodotus bifrost -- turtlgrl Imperia -- msk Mali -- (Uhlume, Imperia, Asmodeus, StVitus, pahroza) v8.99: added barkode, DrkSphere, Sweetgal_, CrazyLuna, Wi|dChild, angeleyes, Goddess4u, meelah, AIDS, & slawz. added readwerd, & juliet to the secondary chart. phyzzix moves down to honorable mention 12. renamed morticia to m0rticia. added m0rticia -- vein -- montell to #hack. added to #skate: nobaboon -- no_fievel p4nacea -- bakunin herculez -- nicki added UberFizzGig -- kniht -- wadsworth to #zines. moved mskathy -- strahd from #hack to misc. moved halflife -- grashoper to misc. moved mka -- nef to misc. removed three outdated "unconfirmed links". removed bogus links: gersh -- daud halflife -- mka -- ssq phyzzix -- supertaz XBS -- monkeygirl (misc) new links: readwerd -- juliet barkode -- pinguino -- DrkSphere -- Wi|dChild DrkSphere -- (Sweetgal_, CrazyLuna, angeleyes, Goddess4u, meelah) teletype -- AIDS dangergrl -- slawz loki -- am0eba -- sledge mycroft -- bopeep v8.98: added skully, aquis, r_avenger, ter0daktyl, is0crazy, schmoopie, supertaz, icy_girl, phdave, msk, & tigerbeck. added gersh, daud, pinguino, & pill to the secondary chart. new honorable mention categories: 12, 11, & 10 links. honorable mentions 7 & 8 removed. pinguino moves up to winner 1. phyzzix moves up to winner 5. Wayhigh moves up to honorable mention 12. added to #gothic: bifrost -- (emmie, aex, turtlgrl) aex -- gothbitch -- netik -- mayfair emmie -- outside added vein -- weaselboy -- morticia to #hack. added Mika -- el_jefe to misc. added XBS -- monkeygirl to misc. removed four outdated "unconfirmed links". removed bogus links: angieb -- jenna -- pea new links: pinguino -- (r_avenger, ter0daktyl, is0crazy, pill, tymat, aquis) pinguino -- skully -- logicbox gersh -- daud jonathan -- schmoopie phyzzix -- supertaz tigerbeck -- Wayhigh -- icy_girl Suzzeee -- phdave se7en -- msk