Tell us what you need. We'll tell you how to live without it. -- DON'T PANIC! It's too late for that anyway... -- Quick! Put this URL on milk cartons everywhere! -- We don't understand...it was here just a minute ago. -- Would the person who took this URL please leave it here?
No questions will be asked. -- Send us a bag of small unmarked bills or this URL *stays* missing. -- This URL was last seen in a Florida Ballot Box. -- Note the date and time. You will be called as a witness. -- The requested page has been confiscated by the FBI. -- This page is no longer available. Modify rolled it up and smoked it. -- This page is no longer available. Cancer Omega ground it up and brewed it. -- This page is no longer available. It burned up upon re-entry. -- This page is no longer available. Punkis couldn't find the toilet paper... -- This page is intentionally missing in the interests of National Security. -- This page was granted a pardon by the last President and was free to go. -- We know nothing! Noooothing! -- There's no page here. Move along. -- 00110100 00110000 00110100 -- If you are seeing this page, one of us screwed the pooch. -- four oh four .. oh oh four oh oh OH OH OOOH OOOOOH! (Sorry, it excites me) -- If true happiness can only be achieved through a state of nothingness, you're going down the right path. -- Your lucky numbers for today: 4, 0, 4. -- 'I remember when the Internet only had a few pages, and they all worked' - 'Sure, Grampa...' -- Sometimes we like to get a little crazy and type in totally random URLs to see what happens. This is what happens. -- This page has been voted off the Internet. -- Apparently, this page is not compatible with any browsers. -- This page is only viewable by Jimmy Hoffa, Amelia Earhart, Jim Morrison, Elvis and Howard Hughes. -- Great, now you've gone and done it. You've broken the Internet. Way to go! -- If at first you don't succeed, type, type again. -- If you had a nickel for each time you hit an incorrect URL, you'd be 5 cents richer right now. -- If we had a nickel for each time someone typed an incorrect URL, we'd have a shitload of nickels. -- Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You lost my URL. Prepare to die. -- If Bill Gates had a nickel for each time Internet Explorer screwed up...wait a second, he does. -- Being a webmaster is like having a hundred dollars shoved up your ass...a nickel at a time. -- In my day, we had to wade the Internet! -- THIS SPACE FOR RENT. -- This page committed seppuku. -- Core dumped. (Your fault) -- Houston, we have an error. -- This error message is umop episdn. -- Another 404 junkie here for a fix! --